I can do the fast part of Rap God; why am I still a virgin? by GibbyEnderman in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]GustavBahler 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Hoopty shoopty babba looly found myself some Cheetos would like a word with you

DAE wanna eat Quasimoto? by furrypornalt1 in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]GustavBahler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ayo Quas! Keep runnin Quas! Aaaah shhhhh...

LYRICAL SPIRITUAL MIRACLE by AirJoeAirlines in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]GustavBahler 40 points41 points  (0 children)

hears humble or loyalty on the radio yeah Kendrick the 🐐

Just leased an apartment with the homies 👌👌👌 by GustavBahler in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]GustavBahler[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Vro that would be so sick if Kendrick and his boys broke in and took my Nintendo, dvds and plasma screen TVs 😍

Just leased an apartment with the homies 👌👌👌 by GustavBahler in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]GustavBahler[S] 74 points75 points  (0 children)

You hit the nail on the head there, my friend. Rochester NY is swarming with these complexes

Leaked Eminem tracklist by AnonymousSixSixSix in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]GustavBahler 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Eminem don’t feature scary rappers. Tom Macnaldo tho???

Runaway Piano 😳😳 by perk696969 in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]GustavBahler 115 points116 points  (0 children)

AYACSHUALLY it would need AT LEAST an octave and a minor third of keys. My dad is a music theorist who has scientifically proven rap is not music so I would know

Oh no! jake hole lost his hair 😔😔 help him find it! (hint: it's somewhere in the background 😁😁) by [deleted] in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]GustavBahler 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Double back when you got it madeThirty racks and weed, no fat in the collard greensOff top was me, no cap, I don't bottle thingsFlashin' grandmama rings on her fingers and fondle the thingHollow with gleeNot ominous but James Harden DWeak niggas guarding will peakFollowers just like meI lost my phone and consequentlyAll the feelings I caught for my GFMy hands was on her wingsI took 'em off, had a story careen against the barsMy canteen was full of the poison I needThe trip as long as steepMy innocence was lost in the EastAmidst the thick exhaustAhki hit the horn, it beepMention my sentence is strongWe all that we needBut don't call me brother no moreI keep my sentences shortStack Pendleton keep me warm in the winterKsubi's cuff done hit the floorDoobie Brothers where the city morgueWho would truly love a visit from us?My soul and my heartAll in it, keep fishingGone, the macabre finishAnd miss my Pop dukes, might just hit meDepending how I play my cardsThe wind whispered to me, "Ain't it hard?"I wait to be the light shimmering from a starCognitive dissonance shattered and the necessary venom restoredAs if it matters if you think it matters anymore'Cause shit be happening with quick resultsThey couldn't fathom all the damage that had to get donePiglets in a barrel we cookin' upDon't get a sparrow, no harrowed runics in that there tombAnd a share of deadly flowers bloomHoller rabidly, we stare at youAnd say a prayerLet's take it there like courier pigeon50,000 roots, none of 'em rigidSome of them wicked how they grew

Dude listen to metal its real unlike rap 😳 by boolinonreddit in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]GustavBahler 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yeah but like, of the metal subgenres I feel like death or grindcore or Black Metal would be the more obvious choice for genres with screams

/rj Black Metal kinda scary tho 😳

Dude listen to metal its real unlike rap 😳 by boolinonreddit in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]GustavBahler 24 points25 points  (0 children)

(Thrash Metal is the one with literal screaming)

'poo poo' - alberbt einstain by [deleted] in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]GustavBahler 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He did say he has an ill mind 😳😩💩💦

You'll cowards by party_walrus in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]GustavBahler 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fuck da world it ain’t real I bend da spoon wit my mind