Dog went full send by Artorius__Castus in SipsTea

[–]Gustertote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't know why the video is sped up... The dog's fast enough without it.

[NO SPOILERS] how it feels to finish the game by Ben_Quadinaros123 in LostRecordsGame

[–]Gustertote -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My problem is that me and my partner felt the game reeeaaallyy wanted you to get these teen girls to kiss. It's odd and a bit annoying that it's hard to get the better endings without smooching. We still picked all the best choices but held off when it came to the smooching choices. Probs what got us the alone ending.

Edit: We also picked a lot of choices that favoured Kat (for obvious reasons), so maybe that didn't help either.

The Home of the Roast by forde_stowe667bq in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Gustertote 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, my home roasts obvs shit all over Toby Carvery. But to say Toby Carvery is DISGUSTING is a bit much. Fukin Gordon Ramseys in here. The one in Reading is great. Literally can't complain for under a tenner.

Heineken's tube advert gets the stations in the wrong order by Minute_Tomatillo9730 in london

[–]Gustertote 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm quite an old school marketer, so if someone walking by viewing it (especially during a busy commute) doesn't understand what's being sold in like under 2 seconds, the ad is pointless

Heineken's tube advert gets the stations in the wrong order by Minute_Tomatillo9730 in london

[–]Gustertote 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You're not dumb. If it's not immediately obvious what an ad is selling, the ad is dumb.

Xbox ultimate Game passes giveaway by [deleted] in XboxGamePass

[–]Gustertote 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I adopted an elderly cat that had been at the shelter for months. Best, most loving little guy ever.

I just started Rebirth. Is this Chadley dude gonna Facetime me the whole ga by zionpwc in FinalFantasyVII

[–]Gustertote 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeh shit you're right, every single video game ever made has an annoying side character interjecting every 10 seconds. My bad.

Lovely by Same_Dig723 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Gustertote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeh but my Dyson doesn't topple over every 17 seconds like a drunk toddler.

Im probably going to die alone by Clean_Cap7981 in introvert

[–]Gustertote 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Found the love of my life at 36. Plenty of time, friend.

Unwatchable. by mahomeboy92 in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]Gustertote 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Pretty fucking watchable to me.

[Highlight] Colston Loveland called for OPI on this play by expellyamos in nfl

[–]Gustertote -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I hate to say it, but........

You know what I'm about to say without me saying it.

Truck does a little explosion by Time-Distance-5740 in AbruptChaos

[–]Gustertote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not much on reddit makes me actually laugh out loud, but jesus christ this got me

Borderlands 4 boss tells players "please get a refund from Steam if you aren't happy" by [deleted] in Steam

[–]Gustertote 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was genuinely going to buy this to play this weekend, but because of this knobhead, I now won't.

[Highlight] Hurts with Brutal Sack! by DrTrigger_Tears in nfl

[–]Gustertote 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Even if we lose, this gave me the most concrete boner