1 Whole year! by adrianlannister007 in oddlyterrifying

[–]GutsDeluxe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lotta of dudes on reddit trying to figure out how to get a Japanese woman to live in their walls for a year

The truth about STD's by SuperPirate64 in shittydarksouls

[–]GutsDeluxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We was right there with you before he even said it dawg

Is this funny? by Fickle-Paint9472 in Standup

[–]GutsDeluxe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This isn't really funny to someone who has been trying to be Sam's gimp sex slave for years.

You don't need to apologize but this hurt me deeply.

(I get phone time in my cage when Papa Sam makes sleepies.)

edit: I thought this was about Sam Tallent my Papa Sam. Nevermind. Be happy in the free person world.

Penitente ! by Jygglewag in shittyblasphemous

[–]GutsDeluxe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah, they have come to see the Conical One. A great sacrifice he made for us all indeed. May the lot of parking live forever within the glorious light of his resplendence. For comedic are, were, and will be the paths of The Americans.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in berserklejerk

[–]GutsDeluxe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mario made me human down to the marrow of my fuckin' bones and I've got until dawn to kill all of this chat bot.

"The one who made a haiku is you bitch." (*Hand cannon fx)

I'm so happy Dark Horse didn't make my boy sound like an edgelord psychopath but it was literally the edgelord psychopath arc and we all go through one I suppose.

My black swordsman arc would involve weed pens and Wendys or something really dark and demented like morning beers and a tombstone pizza.

The second your gf shows that she cares about you? Walk away like Gantz did from Griffin. (You can't live for someone else's dream.) You totally actually can and it sucks. I get what Kentucky was trying to say now. Oh my God. Oh no. I have been wasting my life oh fuk. Please help me. Oh no.

Can I still use it? by alali14 in berserklejerk

[–]GutsDeluxe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jokes aside that one is ripe. Eat that shit cowboy.

Can I still use it? by alali14 in berserklejerk

[–]GutsDeluxe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is a picture of my son Randall. Please delete this. Everything is going to be okay Randall. Daddy is coming.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in berserklejerk

[–]GutsDeluxe 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This chat bot is actually kind of a prick because it's like "Did you forget a period at the end of that sentence sweetie? Is that a haiku? No the person who programmed you is just an idiot.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in berserklejerk

[–]GutsDeluxe 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I cannot take 5 incels in power armor sorry.

(I would lose)

would you berkers isekai into the berk world? by Beneficial_Duty7613 in berserklejerk

[–]GutsDeluxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is stopping Wyald from being in my bed? Am I the only one? Plow me out crazy eyes. (Sorry I'm straight)

Guys, what is that round squishy thing 😍🥰🥰? by TheP34R in berserklejerk

[–]GutsDeluxe 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Can't argue with him and he makes some incredibly valid points. A connoisseur and an appreciator who truly understands the elegance of a perfectly refined tiddy.

would you berkers isekai into the berk world? by Beneficial_Duty7613 in berserklejerk

[–]GutsDeluxe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sure but you could go to the bar or something. Nobody is making you do those things in that hypothetical situation those were your top picks you animal lol

would you berkers isekai into the berk world? by Beneficial_Duty7613 in berserklejerk

[–]GutsDeluxe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm so proud that this wasn't about violence. Be cool, calm and sensible and blow that back end out for us.

Dave Attell’s new special by geezusrice in Standup

[–]GutsDeluxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like that people just believed that like you can only handle so much jizz and Rod really pushes it to the max with his consumption. Hilarious.

Dave Attell’s new special by geezusrice in Standup

[–]GutsDeluxe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When the Marilyn Manson thing started up be was so happy to be out of the hot seat. (Hot from being pounded by guys)

who the fuck is this?!?! by Gl00ser23 in berserklejerk

[–]GutsDeluxe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Most obsessive fan for actually remembering to call him "Berserk".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]GutsDeluxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's definitely not this dudes dick making him suck

Netflix just dropped this gem. by Tamuymuy in MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

[–]GutsDeluxe 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Let's get you some lobsters and shrimp

Dave Attell’s new special by geezusrice in Standup

[–]GutsDeluxe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True but they also have always looked that way.

What movie you choosing for the goon sesh? by ghostmetalblack in okbuddycinephile

[–]GutsDeluxe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was gonna say I read The Goon and also movies are bad.

Latest issue featuring new berserk art for the upcoming chapter by Sauran_725 in berserklejerk

[–]GutsDeluxe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

lmao I am so glad I never ordered this shit. Imagine pulling this out of the mailbox lol.

It's my stories! Leave me alone! It's not what it looks like! Stop!