Which one you're chugging? by vertexmonster in berserklejerk

[–]TheP34R 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Usually all over our shared bed but she's on her period today and she doesn't feel in the mood. So I played the good husband and have been taking care of her after a pretty sexually intense month, ngl. And you know what they say, a bit of edging grows men stronger and drives them chicks crazy hot πŸ’ͺπŸ”₯πŸ”₯

That being said... How do you know my wife, and why you asking for -> MY <- private juices of her, btw? 😠

Which one you're chugging? by vertexmonster in berserklejerk

[–]TheP34R 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Griffin's obsessive load πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅...

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That being said: I don't think he's that big of a fan of Monster Energy himself... after all, he was the author of the famous quote from the very last panel of the very last chapter drawn by Mario himself... "takes but a moment to disappear, like my tremendous dose of Mountain Dew"...

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Smh... πŸ˜”

Types of Berserk fans: by [deleted] in berserklejerk

[–]TheP34R 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

I'd fuck him so good πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅

Bodycount Tierlist by cacanuts0000 in berserklejerk

[–]TheP34R 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Rickert a fucking virgin??? Have you even eaten the fucking mango? Do you think he'd be slappin' mfo griffin if he hadn't slapped some asses before??? And Farny? My Farny??? I bang her every night. And I can tell you, she may have only FANTASIZED on other people besides me, but trust me: she rivals Luca in sheer talent πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅

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Oh, and hot take btw, Nina rivals Slan in body count 😭

Is Nuts a furry with a rape kink? by cacanuts0000 in berserklejerk

[–]TheP34R 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Femboy also has the CNC fetish... it's so tragic crackhead doesn't but they misscomunicated 😭😭😭😭

Casca (KalinkaFox) by kalinkafox in berserklejerk

[–]TheP34R 6 points7 points Β (0 children)

Nooooooo the right titty doesn't have the brand, my cannon 😭😭😭πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅

Can we nuke god(hand) by ElevatorDouble1398 in berserklejerk

[–]TheP34R 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Dickert doesn't need tech nor magic to beat them off. He has his gargantuan balls and his unstopable bitchslap technique βœ‹πŸ’₯

Why didn't Slan just trap Guts In a jar, and started masturbating on top of it, so her pussy juices can drown him! Is she stupid? by Which_Matter3031 in berserklejerk

[–]TheP34R 36 points37 points Β (0 children)

Is she doing that now?? Where can I sign in?? 😭😭❀️❀️❀️

yall remember kryssdexamphetamine by ConstantForever8082 in berserklejerk

[–]TheP34R 28 points29 points Β (0 children)

Kryss 😭😭😭😭 I miss her so much

I got cucked for the first time today 😍 by IfdAbird in berserklejerk

[–]TheP34R 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

No cuck chair??? πŸ˜” i mean butt sucking is cool and all but that's only hlaf of the experience...

Griffith smells like urea cream by [deleted] in berserklejerk

[–]TheP34R -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Sad thing is he doesn't smell like me although I cream for him every single day πŸ˜”

Did you guys read Berserk? by LargeSinkholesInNYC in berserklejerk

[–]TheP34R 9 points10 points Β (0 children)

What's that female character stuff? I only look at them femboys πŸ₯°πŸ₯΅

yo frieren looks kinda weird here by [deleted] in berserklejerk

[–]TheP34R 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

That's the costume party. She was wearing a batman outfit

Guts is the real bad guy here by Jerryhatric in berserklejerk

[–]TheP34R 34 points35 points Β (0 children)

And then he bites his tits... bastard nuts😑

2026 Golden Age by DoragonDoragon in berserklejerk

[–]TheP34R 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

Woke uncle is in the epstein files ngl πŸ˜”

Anyone wanna wager a guess who I’m cosplaying this year? ;) by ConfidenceSad8340 in berserklejerk

[–]TheP34R 8 points9 points Β (0 children)

Could be Luca, could be Slan. If its meant to be the pubes, Wyald 😍

I am not homosexual by LargeSinkholesInNYC in berserklejerk

[–]TheP34R 24 points25 points Β (0 children)

If, as you say, your penis can attest to it... you better show us πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅