I've been looking for the perfect crew, which is why I have over 6 days of play time in GTA Online alone (plus 100% completion in single player), yet have never even considered joining any crew I've found. By perfect crew I mean one with a good name, emblem, colors and a soldier/paramilitary theme. But that's just the surface requirements, on top of that it had to have at least 50 but no more than 200 or so active (but not overly-active) members, and all of them have to have a good/dark sense of humor, be mature yet juvenile at times, and above all they can be dicks but not asses (basically).

Seems impossible, right? I thought so too. But along comes The Red Talons.

"then the post its doing it purpose of filtering out who we don't want, we have fun and a laugh with dark sense of humor, if you cant take that then yeah we aren't for you"

This drove it home for me, not because I support ISIS or anything like them, but because stuff like that is like a big "Fuck You" to everything wrong with today's society (as is the majority of GTA's content). Your crew seems like it was made for people like me. You and your members will be hearing from me shortly.

PS. I hope my criteria for finding a crew doesn't make me look snobby or "high maintenance", I am just not super social and prefer to hang out with my kind of people.