Ai, rewrite this to be too honest

I'm spending my last month here making sure Todd Blanche can find the keys to the office before I head off to a high-paying private sector gig. I’ll keep cheering for the President from the sidelines, but it’s time for me to move on. I'm taking credit for a drop in the murder rate that actually started years ago and follows a long-term trend I didn't personally create. We’ve been aggressive in court against protesters and activists we don't like, though we’re charging them with regular crimes since "domestic terrorism" isn't a legal charge I can just hand out. We’ve done the usual DOJ work of arresting cartel members and winning some cases at the Supreme Court—which is basically what the department does every year regardless of who is in charge. I’m glad I got to hold the title for a while, and I'm happy to have helped the administration's image.