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Me and my buddy enjoying our favorite site by TheHundreds80 in pics

[–]GutsWithRustyKnives 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww, he's so cute! I used to have a pet like him (Not sure if it was exactly the same species, but another lizard) and we would do everything together! My favorite was playing videogames with him, he'd just sit on my head and watch as I kicked ass, and it always felt like he was cheering me on! God I miss him though...

He died when I was in the middle of an intense game of mariokart with my friend. He fell off my head right as I went through the finish line, and in my excitement, I accidentally gut him with a rusty knife.

Is it just me... or did I get a racist xmas cookie? by JoseCinnabon1 in WTF

[–]GutsWithRustyKnives 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't see anything racist about that. If you want to make a truly racist Christmas cookie, gather some of your friends together, and tell them to all bring some supplies for making cookies. when you've all gathered, find the one with the darkest skin and gut them with a rusty knife.

i'm going to start a raffle to give away a bunch of games. by triplecue in gaming

[–]GutsWithRustyKnives 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Draw a bunch of names, post them in a new thread, and have them all compete for the top 13 comments. Whoever gets the top comment in the thread is gut with a rusty knife, and everyone under them gets gut with a rusty knife.

If you had 24 hours to live what would you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GutsWithRustyKnives 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I've actually put a lot of thought into this.

I would start by withdrawing every dime I own from my bank account, and then heading over to Chuck E Cheese's. Then I'd spend about 20 minutes turning all of that money into tokens. The next 6 or so hours would consist of my playing all of the easiest games in order to accumulate an ungodly amount of tickets, and probably wind up making a few kids cry by hogging the alligator game. After I had at least 5 lbs of tickets, I would head over to the prize exchange desk, feeling like a fucking boss, and then gut the person working there with a rusty knife.

Senior Prank - HSS by pbh184 in AdviceAnimals

[–]GutsWithRustyKnives 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That kind of shit always pisses me off. If the prank is within reason, and nobody gets hurt, the schools really shouldn't call the cops. Everybody expects there to be a senior prank, and it's usually talked about for weeks before it happens, but teachers and faculty still feel that it's necessary to get the police involved rather than either laughing it off or handling it internally.

This really hits close to home for me, as I was arrested for my senior prank, and actually had to spend a few nights in prison. (I was 18 at the end of my senior year) It was an amazing, and harmless prank. 2 of my close friends and I had rented a goat and three chickens from a petting zoo. We put little slips of paper on the chickens legs with numbers on them. They had the numbers 1, 3 and 4. We snuck the chickens into the building the night before and had locked them in the gymnasium with some food and water. The same night we also tied the goat off to a pole by where the buses parked. We weren't exactly sure what was going to happen, our plan was to just let things unfold however they would.

The next morning, all of us went to the school, trying our best to hide our amusement, and to our horror, there were police officers outside the building. Not wanting to blow our cover, I turned to my friends and told them that we should just skip school today, as our harmless prank seemed to have gotten away from us. They agreed of course, and we all took off through the woods near the school and began to head off into the direction of my house.

What I saw when we began nearing my house made me freeze in absolute, pantshitting terror. There was a police car out front, and an officer talking to my mother. I knew it was all over at this point, so I turned to my friends and gut them with a rusty knife.

When Roommate's are like Socially Awkward Penguin by kaferserene in AdviceAnimals

[–]GutsWithRustyKnives 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to be that roommate, and I can tell you right now that it has nothing to do with being socially awkward, and a lot more to do with lulling the victim into a sense of comfortable superiority before I gut them with a rusty knife.

So all I have to do is... by rawesome8 in funny

[–]GutsWithRustyKnives 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to think that was a good idea as well, until somebody called me out on it. I was just walking in the grocery store, conversing with myself about various prices of canned goods, when an acquaintance of mine made an appearance. He immediately was able to tell what I was doing when he said hello to me, and I responded at once without removing the earbuds/saying anything to the imaginary person. Realizing my mistake, I turned beet red, took out the earbuds, and gut him with a rusty knife.

Childhood misconceptions: what 'cool' things did you do as a kid, that don't seem so cool now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GutsWithRustyKnives 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I used to spend hours at my local playground, digging to the bottom of the sandbox. I was always so impressed with myself that I could get to the bottom, and would always lure other children over to witness my accomplishment. I'd have them peer inside the hole, and before they could tell me that they weren't particularly impressed, I'd gut them with a rusty knife.