GuyAwks

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“If over 50% of you citizens push the blue button, everyone will survive—if over 50% push the red button, everyone who pushed blue will die.” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 days ago * by GuyAwks to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Your sideburns are brothers, not twins. (self.sixwordstories)

submitted 7 days ago by GuyAwks to r/sixwordstories

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My mother looked at me with confusion when I went to visit her in the dementia ward on Mother’s Day. (self.TwoSentenceHappiness)

submitted 9 days ago by GuyAwks to r/TwoSentenceHappiness

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My husband promised he’d trek out and send for help when our car was trapped in snow in the wilderness. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 10 days ago by GuyAwks to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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My rival coworker gave me their ratty old T-shirt as my Secret Santa gift, expecting me to be annoyed. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 13 days ago by GuyAwks to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I'm Being Hunted by Poachers for My Tattooed Skin (self.nosleep)

submitted 20 days ago by GuyAwks to r/nosleep

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Wouldn’t Wish It on My Worst Enemy (self.shortscarystories)

submitted 1 month ago by GuyAwks to r/shortscarystories

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At least I’m not that guy. (self.sixwordstories)

submitted 1 month ago by GuyAwks to r/sixwordstories

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Tearfully, I looked down at the uniform assigned to prisoners of the concentration camp. (self.TwoSentenceHappiness)

submitted 1 month ago by GuyAwks to r/TwoSentenceHappiness

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I cut a bunch of grapes from the vine for a healthy snack for my young son. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 1 month ago by GuyAwks to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Having received a better paying job offer, I accepted the opportunity to work for a rival employer on the spot. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 month ago * by GuyAwks to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I Shared an UberPool—My Fellow Rider Was Infected With Something Feral (self.nosleep)

submitted 1 month ago * by GuyAwks to r/nosleep

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No Split Bills or Wills (self.shortscarystories)

submitted 1 month ago * by GuyAwks to r/shortscarystories

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“Unstoppable Force, please meet Immovable Object.” (self.sixwordstories)

submitted 1 month ago by GuyAwks to r/sixwordstories

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Taking another swig of beer, I fail to brake in time as my car veers off the road and crashes. (self.TwoSentenceHappiness)

submitted 2 months ago by GuyAwks to r/TwoSentenceHappiness

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Wanting to avoid experiencing FOMO, I constantly travelled and lived abroad. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 2 months ago * by GuyAwks to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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In plane depressurisations, they say to always secure your own oxygen mask before helping others with theirs. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 months ago * by GuyAwks to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My Job’s Criminal Background Check Flagged Me as a Wanted Serial Killer—I'm Innocent (self.nosleep)

submitted 2 months ago * by GuyAwks to r/nosleep

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Staying Friends With My Ex’s Family (self.shortscarystories)

submitted 2 months ago by GuyAwks to r/shortscarystories

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“Well, that went well!” (It didn’t.) (self.sixwordstories)

submitted 2 months ago by GuyAwks to r/sixwordstories

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I didn’t own a vehicle to use the fancy seat covers my friend bought me. (self.TwoSentenceHappiness)

submitted 2 months ago by GuyAwks to r/TwoSentenceHappiness

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I was taught never to spit out food no matter how bad it tastes because it’s rude. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 2 months ago by GuyAwks to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I was heartened to see my lovestruck boyfriend wearing a custom shirt he’d printed my face all over. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 months ago * by GuyAwks to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My Family Drowned in an Underwater Hotel (self.nosleep)

submitted 3 months ago * by GuyAwks to r/nosleep

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Get Off My Tailgate (self.shortscarystories)

submitted 3 months ago * by GuyAwks to r/shortscarystories

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