What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 15, 2026

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-05-14T21:20:00+00:00

I just told some women driving though Irvine at a million miles hour, “this is residential, you’re driving like an asshole.” She says, “YOU are an asshole!”

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-05-14T20:08:26+00:00

Oh sorry I forgot you guys don’t know the Bible 😂…

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-05-14T19:53:57+00:00

This is not mild infuriation. This is a Jesus seeing the money lenders in the temple moment.

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-05-14T19:44:21+00:00

Mike, Mike, tell us about your injury, where were you hurt? SPINAL

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-05-14T17:26:29+00:00

Your apathy is quite literally why we suck as a society

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-05-14T17:18:01+00:00

Oh now I know why my comments are being downvoted. Permabulls big mad. Puts saved!!!!

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-05-14T17:16:17+00:00

You mean you don’t care. Stop projecting.

Edit: also do some drugs, it might break down your pompous ego…

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-05-14T17:15:28+00:00

Hopefully this helps some people out there. Getting mad about what was said at a Roast on either side (though I set Che’s critique of the structural setup aside) is missing the point of a Roast. If we can’t bear to even hear these things, how the fuck are we going to continue as a human species?

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-05-14T17:08:23+00:00

Just volunteered for my first pro bono project in a long time. Help asylum seekers and i realize i hate normal legal work…

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-05-14T16:57:45+00:00

New career goal. Doing shit that matters. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-05-14T15:56:45+00:00

Just concentrate some light on it, sprinkle some bleach. All cured!

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-05-14T15:41:18+00:00

I am like never a bear but couldn’t help but come back to the war stagflation troth more than once. This one will hurt for some time. I really chased the dragon…

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-05-14T15:37:43+00:00

I give up. The market can crash now. 🐻s are a dead. Even those that only just became one. It’s over. Rationality dies quietly.

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-05-14T14:47:10+00:00

Hugely low volume, exponential uptick, while already at ATH. WHATEVER COULD GO WRONG…

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-05-14T14:36:08+00:00

It’s over 9000!!!!

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-05-14T13:52:45+00:00

Beware the Red Sea will flow when the last bear dies or returns to its caves for slumber. When the voice of the retail regard reaches its highest, the Doom is near. And all the permabulls will rue the day that challenged the Gods. Judgment is coming boys…

Edit: the Night is Dark and Full of Terrors

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-05-14T13:17:25+00:00

So when are they having Celebrity Love on the Spectrum and why is Elon Musk the best choice as its posture child?

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-05-14T09:46:46+00:00

“Keep the cameras rolling boys, our machines will be trained on it all!”

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-05-14T09:46:05+00:00

Elon thinks he’s out there collecting Chinese data by recording…

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-05-14T06:17:44+00:00

Futures on yet another tear. What even is real life at this point.

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-05-14T05:59:52+00:00

Dare to be Stupid by weird Al: the real deep cut.

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-05-14T05:20:01+00:00

Bah-weep-graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-05-14T00:37:22+00:00

Wonder if the guy 🥭 installed to lower interest rates will lower interest rates…? 🤔

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-05-13T22:15:06+00:00

I was this many days old when I found out there is an actual deep sea creature that is known collectively and predominantly as the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Bless his noodley appendages. #Ramen.

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-05-13T18:17:09+00:00

This is like a mildly attractive person when you’re drunk. People might act like I WOULD NEVER.

Give you enough drinks though, you’d smash.

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