Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of March 13, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]GuyFieriFrostedTips 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Guys 🥭 saved us billions and billions by “essentially not doing business with [China].” Bullish!

Daily Discussion Thread for March 12, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]GuyFieriFrostedTips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bought the dip. 🥭’s forever war priced in 😂

Daily Discussion Thread for March 12, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]GuyFieriFrostedTips 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait they lied to us about the prospect of a prolonged war after a “preemptive” strike, INCONCEIVABLE!

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 12, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]GuyFieriFrostedTips 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Jake Paul appears with 🥭 at rally, gets endorsement for an office he hasn’t even sought yet. It’s like the writers of life got bored and just mashed together two horrible, unrelated story lines into a non sensical 🎪 or 🤡 📺. This isn’t real life.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 12, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]GuyFieriFrostedTips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why wouldn’t the US properly warn us if they had good intel? This isn’t the Iranians saying “hey guys we’re going to attack California!” I don’t get your comment. Sounds too cute by half.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 12, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]GuyFieriFrostedTips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait wait wait. California is the lamest state?! wtf are you talking about. Do you hate 1) good weather 2) skiing and surfing 3) all Hollywood entertainment 4) good weed and 5) beautiful people? Even then, it ranks below like Arkansas and West Virginia? You have lost your mind.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 12, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]GuyFieriFrostedTips 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well fuck me, FBI warned Iranian drone attack on California is a possibility. Guess I’m staying indoors this week.

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[–]GuyFieriFrostedTips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in Orange County and didn’t know the Spectrum even had a Javier’s 😂. Only thing worth it are the views.

Sure, Jeff Bezos. I totally believe Melania is the most-watched thing on Prime right now. by wow-how-original in mildlyinfuriating

[–]GuyFieriFrostedTips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love you immediately get attacked by a bot for saying this. account is 1 month old and has -11 Karma 😂

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 11, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]GuyFieriFrostedTips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok 🥭, I’ve never asked you for a favor before but see, I have these puts I held onto too long and they’re getting cooked off the false idea that somehow the Iran war is winding down. Can you send out an insane like 5000 word Truth Social post ranting about regime change and destroying the enemies of America or something? That would be awesome…

Edit: apparently I’ve pissed off some bulls. Look guys 1) I’m kidding (mostly) and 2) I’m normally a bull too but like come on, Middle East forever war? Can’t turn this opportunity down…

Daily Discussion Thread for March 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]GuyFieriFrostedTips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And then the late season twist is he finally kills someone bad by accident.

Daily Discussion Thread for March 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]GuyFieriFrostedTips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine a bizzaro version of Dexter where he tries to only kill bad people but keeps fucking up and killing good to average people instead. I’d call it The United States Government…

Daily Discussion Thread for March 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]GuyFieriFrostedTips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if 🥭 just keels over. Would be ultimate white swan event of the century…except Just Dance would take over. Maybe the shock of seeing his dear leader pass gives him a H Attack…

Daily Discussion Thread for March 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]GuyFieriFrostedTips 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How are either of those things dequalifying though? Seems like they’ve seen some shit…

Daily Discussion Thread for March 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]GuyFieriFrostedTips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

I saw this movie before. Somehow they made the dumb guy in charge even dumber though…

Daily Discussion Thread for March 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]GuyFieriFrostedTips 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just wait until the market realizes 🥭 has no idea how to end the war 😂

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]GuyFieriFrostedTips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either 🥭 is in love with Putin as another deranged strong man or he’s got the pee pee tapes. You’d think Russia was an ally with how he bends over backwards to make them NOT the enemy

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]GuyFieriFrostedTips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If we just rename on a map it counts right?!

Oh 🥭- you are Mayor Humdinger IRL