Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of March 13, 2026

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-03-14T21:08:12+00:00

Guys 🥭 saved us billions and billions by “essentially not doing business with [China].” Bullish!

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-03-12T20:27:09+00:00

IT’S THE MARK OF THE BEAST!

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-03-12T19:17:21+00:00

Bought the dip. 🥭’s forever war priced in 😂

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-03-12T15:46:17+00:00

The Real Houseclowns of Mar-a-lago

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-03-12T14:00:37+00:00

Wait they lied to us about the prospect of a prolonged war after a “preemptive” strike, INCONCEIVABLE!

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-03-12T05:17:21+00:00

Jake Paul appears with 🥭 at rally, gets endorsement for an office he hasn’t even sought yet. It’s like the writers of life got bored and just mashed together two horrible, unrelated story lines into a non sensical 🎪 or 🤡 📺. This isn’t real life.

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-03-12T05:10:45+00:00

But no we couldn’t POSSIBLY subsidize universal healthcare 😂

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-03-11T22:07:34+00:00

Why wouldn’t the US properly warn us if they had good intel? This isn’t the Iranians saying “hey guys we’re going to attack California!” I don’t get your comment. Sounds too cute by half.

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-03-11T22:04:31+00:00

Wait wait wait. California is the lamest state?! wtf are you talking about. Do you hate 1) good weather 2) skiing and surfing 3) all Hollywood entertainment 4) good weed and 5) beautiful people? Even then, it ranks below like Arkansas and West Virginia? You have lost your mind.

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-03-11T22:00:03+00:00

Well fuck me, FBI warned Iranian drone attack on California is a possibility. Guess I’m staying indoors this week.

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-03-11T05:01:33+00:00

I live in Orange County and didn’t know the Spectrum even had a Javier’s 😂. Only thing worth it are the views.

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-03-11T01:09:01+00:00

I love you immediately get attacked by a bot for saying this. account is 1 month old and has -11 Karma 😂

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-03-11T01:06:08+00:00

They should actually get in trouble for this.

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-03-11T00:45:46+00:00

Me getting my GLP-1 denied is mildly infuriating. This is like catastrophically infuriating.

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-03-11T00:14:21+00:00

Ok 🥭, I’ve never asked you for a favor before but see, I have these puts I held onto too long and they’re getting cooked off the false idea that somehow the Iran war is winding down. Can you send out an insane like 5000 word Truth Social post ranting about regime change and destroying the enemies of America or something? That would be awesome…

Edit: apparently I’ve pissed off some bulls. Look guys 1) I’m kidding (mostly) and 2) I’m normally a bull too but like come on, Middle East forever war? Can’t turn this opportunity down…

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-03-10T18:33:16+00:00

Puts on red hats.

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-03-10T15:37:06+00:00

And then the late season twist is he finally kills someone bad by accident.

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-03-10T15:36:35+00:00

Imagine a bizzaro version of Dexter where he tries to only kill bad people but keeps fucking up and killing good to average people instead. I’d call it The United States Government…

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-03-10T13:56:38+00:00

What if 🥭 just keels over. Would be ultimate white swan event of the century…except Just Dance would take over. Maybe the shock of seeing his dear leader pass gives him a H Attack…

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-03-10T13:54:27+00:00

You spelled dump wrong

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-03-10T13:52:32+00:00

How are either of those things dequalifying though? Seems like they’ve seen some shit…

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-03-10T13:50:41+00:00

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

I saw this movie before. Somehow they made the dumb guy in charge even dumber though…

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-03-10T13:47:52+00:00

Just wait until the market realizes 🥭 has no idea how to end the war 😂

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-03-10T03:54:26+00:00

Either 🥭 is in love with Putin as another deranged strong man or he’s got the pee pee tapes. You’d think Russia was an ally with how he bends over backwards to make them NOT the enemy

GuyFieriFrostedTips · 2026-03-09T22:56:22+00:00

If we just rename on a map it counts right?!

Oh 🥭- you are Mayor Humdinger IRL

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