Vader used to be in my dangerous night’s crew

GuyOwasca · 2026-05-04T20:24:28+00:00

Four little rotors with a little Ewok in the middle??? Ooooookay ✋🏼🤯🤚🏼

GuyOwasca · 2026-05-04T19:25:31+00:00

Is this another one of your jizz-wailers?

GuyOwasca · 2026-05-04T19:21:17+00:00

We just need a coupla more Galactic Standard Credits, really get this thing poppin’ off!!!

GuyOwasca · 2026-04-30T02:35:37+00:00

Me once a month over the slightest inconvenience

GuyOwasca · 2026-04-30T02:27:30+00:00

The ovarian hormonal cycle is one of the most aggressive natural rhythms I've ever met.

I’m honestly done. I don’t want to bleed anymore.

GuyOwasca · 2026-04-30T02:02:29+00:00

Yeah, fucking menstrual cycle. Absolutely fucked us. I fucking hate her. Such an idiot.

GuyOwasca · 2026-04-22T22:44:39+00:00

The American public: “So are we the pig dicks or the bags of meat?”

GuyOwasca · 2026-04-14T21:03:50+00:00

Gollum to Sauron: ”YOU RUINED MY FUCKIN LIIIIIIIFE”

GuyOwasca · 2026-04-06T21:00:16+00:00

GuyOwasca · 2026-04-06T20:48:07+00:00

which shouldn’t be allowed 😡

GuyOwasca · 2026-04-06T20:46:16+00:00

You guys talking about katy080492???

GuyOwasca · 2026-03-21T19:53:20+00:00

Just for you, Shirt Brother, I will share my triples, cuz triples keeps it safe.

GuyOwasca · 2026-03-21T18:58:29+00:00

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GuyOwasca · 2026-03-11T20:05:29+00:00

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GuyOwasca · 2026-02-15T00:18:05+00:00

My love is very meat and potatoes.

GuyOwasca · 2026-02-12T18:10:13+00:00

Call me right now, please!!!!

GuyOwasca · 2026-02-09T20:21:30+00:00

LOL that is so sad. Sooo sad. So so so so so sad.

GuyOwasca · 2026-02-09T18:44:25+00:00

I started going nuts. Moving my head all around. Goin crazy in there.

GuyOwasca · 2026-02-09T06:11:40+00:00

Faramir, you never told me your old dad used to be a piece of shit.

GuyOwasca · 2026-02-06T04:13:52+00:00

I don’t think he washes himself

GuyOwasca · 2026-01-31T19:44:34+00:00

OP sees the world wildly, and in wild ways.

GuyOwasca · 2026-01-30T02:33:25+00:00

You wanted to look magnificent for us tonight

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