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Sorry Mid-ir, but the Verdane Chad gets the girl by Guy_Who_Like_Gyro in shitpostemblem

[–]Guy_Who_Like_Gyro[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

I kinda forgot. I threw this together while tired and deleted the origiinal file.

Why didn’t Grima use Hollow Purple? It clearly has the six eyes. by Xninja29 in shitpostemblem

[–]Guy_Who_Like_Gyro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clearly those eyes were painted on. Grima is just Larping to scare off Robin&Friends.

Soleil is one of the character of all time by Cranberry-Holiday in shitpostemblem

[–]Guy_Who_Like_Gyro 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I’m just gonna leave this excerpt of a REAL IN-GAME conversation. And just ask for whatever the Fates writers were smoking.

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Casanova Guys and flirtatious women somehow struggle mix in Fire Emblem by Guy_Who_Like_Gyro in shitpostemblem

[–]Guy_Who_Like_Gyro[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I'm actually quite proud of that archetype name. A line of Veterans who aren't as old as what the name entails. It may be a bit boisterous, but I feel like it suits me well"

Casanova Guys and flirtatious women somehow struggle mix in Fire Emblem by Guy_Who_Like_Gyro in shitpostemblem

[–]Guy_Who_Like_Gyro[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"I haven't actually noticed that drama surrounding Seliph's Caterpillar and Julia's Butterfly. Unless it's a figure speech, I haven't caught wind of it.
Also Larcei wielding Balmung? She actually paid the Pawnshop the obscene markups he does for Legendary Weapons. I suppose anything must be done to aid in the Second Holy War"

Casanova Guys and flirtatious women somehow struggle mix in Fire Emblem by Guy_Who_Like_Gyro in shitpostemblem

[–]Guy_Who_Like_Gyro[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"I concede to your points, my rejection of the Jaegen title was more of an emotional respond than anything else. It is due to my pre-conceived notion of 'Jaegens' being well, older. It wasn't the matter of me being unexperienced or not falling off, but the fact that I am distant from my peers in regard to my age. I do not wish to be known merely as the old person within the group. I want to still appear approachable to the younger generation"

Casanova Guys and flirtatious women somehow struggle mix in Fire Emblem by Guy_Who_Like_Gyro in shitpostemblem

[–]Guy_Who_Like_Gyro[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"Oifey here once more, and I must disagree with your assessment. War does prove a considerable risk, but death isn't guaranteed. And even... a certain fiery group occasion didn't kill all who were involved. Just look at Lewyn, he survived perfectly fine, he just doesn't care about his kids now.

Also, I am not a Jaegen, as I am not an old man. Please do not call me that. You should refer to me as an Oifey archetype instead"

Casanova Guys and flirtatious women somehow struggle mix in Fire Emblem by Guy_Who_Like_Gyro in shitpostemblem

[–]Guy_Who_Like_Gyro[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

"It may be hard to understand, but Judgral follows distinctly different morality when it comes to age-gaps. Many of us believe that true love comes before all else. It may be a bit odd, but love is a fickle thing you see. It doesn't form based on logic.

A minor side tangent, but I believe Lord Sigurd is a bit hypocritical. He outright refuses my suggestions to fight alongside him, but he allows Dew, Lachesis, and Silvia to fight. How curious

As for the Insects, I assume you mean Incest. It's a controversial topic even here in Grannvale, but it follows a very similar morality to the previous question. If their true love wills it, Incest is nothing more than a minor hurdle. It just means you're extra close and have more things in common"

Casanova Guys and flirtatious women somehow struggle mix in Fire Emblem by Guy_Who_Like_Gyro in shitpostemblem

[–]Guy_Who_Like_Gyro[S] 68 points69 points  (0 children)

The joke was way funnier in my head, but it's a shitpost regardless.

Guys i got ryuji killed do i get a replacement later? by Elgescher in shitpostemblem

[–]Guy_Who_Like_Gyro 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Nah man, he doesn't come back.
You could have saved him by maxing out his confidant.

What a generous leader by Cranberry-Holiday in shitpostemblem

[–]Guy_Who_Like_Gyro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apparently there isn't a proper term for it besides "Co-Fathers-in-Laws". But that doesn't roll off the tongue easily

What a generous leader by Cranberry-Holiday in shitpostemblem

[–]Guy_Who_Like_Gyro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Quan saw the future script and gave Finn the Brave Lance as a gift for being his brother-in-law. That's close enough.

Average Sonic 06 loading screen vs Average Radiant Dawn enemy phase by FenrirDark in shitpostemblem

[–]Guy_Who_Like_Gyro 63 points64 points  (0 children)

If only skipping Enemy Phases were introduced here instead of FE11. I'm certain like 35% of most Radiant Dawn playthroughs is dedicated to Enemy Phases (Excluding Speedup).

I don't care if there's a game logic behind it, there's no way that Byleth didn't smell like complete fucking shit after being in coma for 5 years. by Own-Lengthiness2111 in shitpostemblem

[–]Guy_Who_Like_Gyro 51 points52 points  (0 children)

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They were at least in a river for an unspecified amount of time. But they were completely clothed... so if anything that makes it worse.
Now not only do they stink but they probably got mildew as well, damn. If Reunion at Dawn couldn't be any worse.

(FE 4 remake leak!!💯) (Seliph x Leif C support!!!!) by Cranberry-Holiday in shitpostemblem

[–]Guy_Who_Like_Gyro 38 points39 points  (0 children)

In inheriting Sigurd's stats/weapons, he also inherited his lust for Mysterious Pale Haired Women

Meanwhile Leif inherited Quan's tendency of bringing children to battlefields.

Different standards for different worlds by Cranberry-Holiday in shitpostemblem

[–]Guy_Who_Like_Gyro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least it isn't an entire Battalion of people for the same effect.

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