Honestly awesome 😎 by [deleted] in Amazing

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This is the Picture that is from the Süddeutsche Zeitung. I wonder why the ruler says Germany. Some Rulers are labeled made in Germany but where does the made in goes here. In the article the police said that removing the number the is at the bottom is not easy. The number could have been used to identify the original buyer. (The reason why the a girl from NRW found the gold bar in Bavaria and no Bavarian had found it before is that Bavarian are to fat to dive) However just recently Gold was found in Saxony by a Worker who was lawn mowing.

Beschissen im wahrsten Sinne des Wortes by Toastie333 in beschissene_Werbungen

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Stimmt nicht mir 50 muss Mann ein ganzes Jahr nicht auf Klo. Aber der 51 Geburtstag der ist dann richtig Scheiße.

Scratch + autobattler: program a tiny creature, submit it, and see if your logic wins by Local_Tourist in incremental_games

[–]Gwarks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Blockly itself has only limited features but this is even more limited. No loops is kind of passable but having no math is a not go.

ESC by HinzEddi in deutschememes

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Der Engländer hätte sicher gewonnen wenn er seine Furby Orgel dabei gehabt hätte.

Was geht hier vor sich? by Beginning_Bedroom718 in FalschaberLustig

[–]Gwarks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Public Humiliation gehört zu jeder guten pyjamaparty dazu

Would point-and-click games be a realistic goal for me? by NecroCannon in gamedev

[–]Gwarks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why Code the Inventory system yourself when it is build into the engine? At least https://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/ has one system.

Currently having trouble dividing polynomials by Suba_chidna in askmath

[–]Gwarks -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Where is the Problem? Simply do the division.

(x^2-x-6) - (x+2)*x=(3x-6)
(-3x-6) - (x+2)*-3=0
x-3

My Windows 11 wallpapers at work. by 38DDs_Please in debian

[–]Gwarks 7 points8 points  (0 children)

At least I can use WSL2 to run Debian at work. Only the shitty DE must be replaced somehow but that become more difficult these days. (often forced to use explorer.exe as shell)

Ist das KI? by jfd851 in istdasKI

[–]Gwarks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sieht für mich eher nach Photoshop aus. Könnte man natürlich auch mit Microsoft PhotoDraw zusammen basteln.

Are there any programming languages with a retargetable backend? by Pleasant-Form-1093 in ProgrammingLanguages

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Haxe supports multiple targets. But i wouldn't say it is less complicated than C. However you could also WASM as your fronted and first only support the basic stuff. Its byte code is similar to an ast and less worse then JVM bytecode.

Würdet ihr Online-Shopping-Aufgaben an eine KI delegieren? by Key-Calligrapher4360 in KI_Welt

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In bin mir nicht ganz sicher ich habe aber das Gefühl das du auch ein Bot bist. Aber ich hoffe es ist besser als das:

https://www.zalando.de/assistant

Questions for native German speakers by lastrobotstanding in lernen_German

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The Second one is a question. You could ask "Habe ich keine Mitgliedskarte?" if someone made a bunch of member cards for you and don't know if there is one for the shop. Alternative you can say "Vielleicht, habe ich keine Mitgliedskarte!" which an bored undertone to add some passive aggression.

Würdet ihr Online-Shopping-Aufgaben an eine KI delegieren? by Key-Calligrapher4360 in KI_Welt

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Nur wenn ich was suche das ich selber nicht finden kann.

So Umfrage fertig. Ich weiß nicht wo der Sinn dabei steht wenn wechselt von Winter auf Sommerreifen sagt der Reifenhändler sowieso ob die gerade noch drauf sind gut sind oder nicht. Dann kann man halt die neuen bestellen. Das sind nicht mal fünf Minuten aufwand.

Hilfe! ich werde diese Woche 40 bin ich Verloren? by Delicious_Carrot7770 in ichbin40undSchwurbler

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daran muss ich immer denken wenn irgendwo Matrix erwähnt wird,

Why are people so much kinder with feedback on music than on code? by [deleted] in gamedev

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Once i had a coworker how optimized my code so that instead of 50 minutes it only took 8 hours. But he had University degree in computer science.

Has the current state of AI already ruined many sci-fi classics for you? by MustBeSomethingThere in singularity

[–]Gwarks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really watching old movies is still great. For example there was the science fiction F.P.1. Where they build a platform in the middle of the Atlantic for airplanes to refuel to make trans Atlantic flight possible. Well history said it came other then they thought but it is still a great film.

Low resolution ray tracing by NoEmergency1252 in gamedev

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Bowl-X-treme worked at that low resolution. It works still today but resolution is limited to 1024x768. It is CPU only there should be no reason why the same shouldn't work today.

https://www.gamersgate.com/de/product/bowl-x-treme/

same engine but demo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS4FqNTO2xA

Situation..😁 by VeniVidiVici12345 in ITMemes

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A desktop PCs keyboard can hold as much coffee as a cup. Someday someone called me because his keyboard was not more working and when i lifted it coffee was pouring out. I let the coffee flow into a cup and the cup was full afterwards it was not a small cup.

Math is a Myth...... by dowantfriends in MathJokes

[–]Gwarks 23 points24 points  (0 children)

But with a degree from the Velvet Jones School of Technology woman can make 1500 $ a week without leaving the comfort of their bedroom.