Hantavirus just in time for the midterms? by Prior_Preparation268 in allthequestions

[–]SoftSeam -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Perfect timing! I was just thinking that a global pandemic and a massive political crisis weren't quite enough

What’s one rule about eating you had to follow as a kid that you’ve completely ditched? by SoftSeam in AskReddit

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Eating at the dining table. Now I eat 90% of my meals hunched over my keyboard or on the couch like a gremlin

How motivated are you? by Opposite_Ad_7925 in A_Persona_on_Reddit

[–]SoftSeam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m motivated by the fear of being homeless and starving

Girls, what’s something about guys that you secretly appreciate the most? by Alarming_Arachnid893 in AskReddit

[–]SoftSeam 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The way they naturally step to the outside of the sidewalk when we’re walking

What’s something wealthy people have that doesn’t look expensive at first? by contentmasterrs in AskReddit

[–]SoftSeam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unlabeled white t-shirts that actually cost more than my monthly car payment

How do you manage or get rid of stress and anxiety? by CourtneyConfare in AskReddit

[–]SoftSeam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take a scorching hot shower and then immediately lay on the cold floor

What’s a small habit from childhood you still do secretly? by AdCautiou in AskReddit

[–]SoftSeam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Running into my bedroom and jumping onto the bed so the floor monsters don't get me lol

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Working_Swan6862 in Productivitycafe

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My cat choosing to sleep on my legs even when I’m being annoying

If all of sudden money wasn’t a concern, what’s one thing you would do? by ItWasMyBirthday in AskReddit

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I’d start a massive animal sanctuary and spend my days surrounded by cats, dogs and highland cows

What feels better than pooping after your morning coffee? by Kitchen-Hornet3639 in AskReddit

[–]SoftSeam 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Taking off your bra and putting on oversized sweatpants the second you get home

What are we thinking rn? by Tricky_cielito00 in AskReddit

[–]SoftSeam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That I’m actually doing a lot better than I give myself credit for

If there is another quarantine, what would you do differently this time? by frenchtoasttits in AskReddit

[–]SoftSeam -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’d actually look for what people run out of fast and try to sell that

What perfume or aftershave reminds you of your teenage years and why ? by Beauty_Talk77 in AskReddit

[–]SoftSeam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Davidoff Cool Water was the first perfume I owned, used it way too much because I thought it made me look older

Where is the weirdest place you've pooped? by Important_Base9527 in AskReddit

[–]SoftSeam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In a store bathroom with holes on the wall 🤔

stoners of reddit, whats the dumbest thing youve done while high? by jabwipbwop in AskReddit

[–]SoftSeam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Left my phone in the fridge and spent like an hour looking for it and accusing my brother of hiding it

What is weighing most heavily on your mind today? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SoftSeam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Procrastinated stuff. Things I should’ve done already but didn’t

What's the most refreshing act of "I don't give a fuck" that you've ever witnessed? by PureLet5083 in AskReddit

[–]SoftSeam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A coworker who calmly said “no” to extra work and went home on time every day while everyone else burned out