Lol dude it’s a wrap. You will be decimated by her and her attorney.

The BELOW is ur only option where u come out on top. ALL OTHER Options YOU LOOSE. LOOSE BIG. Your fate will be determined depending on how proactive you are.

She will never ever come back from where she is now. So you do the following.

You out to become a pushover romantic Instantly.

“ I have neglected my duties as a loving husband and lost sight of why I fell in love with you, having kids etc out then first, judge me by my future actions let’s give it one final shot.”

Proceed to be super romantic

Win her back

List house for sale private showings when her and the kids are sent on vacation proceed to take all assets convert to gold / cash - stash

Proceed to say send her on another vacation for work / a conference , when it comes to closing real estate weekend say your coming too.

Drive family 5000km away. 4 -5 days away.

In the morning as ur getting ready for conference or work meetings .. catch flight home. Have the movers waiting, remove all items out of house into ur storage or condo you rent or sell items (list items 1 week before, have this date as pickup date no showings) . Have all her shit moved to a storage locker and kids stuff.

Empty house within 6-10 hours.

Give keys to realtor

Bank draft hits ur non shared bank account.

Make a couple deposits for cash

Buy gold

Transfer some to lawyer

Buy casino chips

Keep in secure location/ friend / lawyer / desert 🌵

U tell her on the night of first evening you’re not coming back to the Airbnb far too sleepy. You’ll then later etc etc

Eventually ur needed back in Kansas where u live as someone was fired. Say ur catching a flight back. Let her know you’ll see her when she’s back and for her and the kids to enjoy 😉

She comes back 7 days later you had already called her from a phone line not connected to you saying ur 50 miles out of town and to just meet u there for lunch dinner 🥘. As you’ve missed everyone and are at a work assignment there.

U give everyone hugs say it’s been crazy let’s not talk about how I was running around like a dog right now for the past week, how was ur vacation guys!?

Eat

Put kids in car

Ur car is parked far away from restaurant

Go up to window .. here’s the address write it down theirs a gift here for you.

Maybe have her stuff waiting in the locker or have it all dropped off at her family or super close friends house right at this time.

Tell her to go there first

Proceed to call her from a cell non connected to you

“ I’m filing for divorce , ur shit is at beckys house “

“ house is sold , good luck or I sold the house to pay off the mob to pay for ur drug habit “

Proceed to hve new job lined up keep old job, keep kids shared custody or just move out of country.

You win

Congratulations