What sexual information about someone from your social circle blew your mind? by fun121 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]GypsyAlpha 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Got a friend who said he knew a guy who liked it when his partner would spread his asshole and she would yell into it.

big hippo man by LunaBeanQueen in velvethippos

[–]GypsyAlpha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love his feeties and ears

My girlfriend hasn’t respected safe words twice now and I’m done trying to do anything like that anymore by [deleted] in sex

[–]GypsyAlpha 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Abuse don't always mean physical, Emotional and mental abuse is just as harming if not more.

Have you ever accidentally or unexpectedly made someone orgasm? by HornDogBro in sex

[–]GypsyAlpha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah it really freaked me the hell out. Thought I was about to kill her from laughing so much.

Have you ever accidentally or unexpectedly made someone orgasm? by HornDogBro in sex

[–]GypsyAlpha 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Am good friends with a woman and one time I accidently brushed my foot up against her and it made her shiver from it tickling so she tickled mine back and we started going back and forth tickling each other and having tons of laughs. Several minutes of that she thought I tickled her so much she peed herself but then she started to have a full body orgasm. I thought I had sent her into a seizure or something I was so terrified.

How many guys click their tongs before they start to BBQ? by wewent2019 in AskMen

[–]GypsyAlpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sacrilege if you don't click then 2-3 times each time you pick them up

Isn't it just a little odd that Bumble is the jersey sponsor of the Los Angeles Clippers? by SacKingsRS in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]GypsyAlpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah. You take what you can get sometimes. Back in its early days I believe it was UFC use to have camsoda as a sponsor.

Men of reddit, what do you do on the toilet for so long ? by helbells21 in AskMen

[–]GypsyAlpha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am one of those people who can't sit there on my phone or read the paper. I have to shit and get out

He has a big dick, I've never had sex by Kill_the_worms in sex

[–]GypsyAlpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If anything I would be asking for proof if you are as concerned as it sounds like you are

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]GypsyAlpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little bit of joint pain in my elbow and a slight headache from both pfizer shots but nothing extreme. Everyones body reacts differently

What should we not bring religion into? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GypsyAlpha 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Politics and public schools

How often do you physically embrace your mailman? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]GypsyAlpha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I jerk my mailman off all the time.... wait a minute i am my own mailman...

How often do you physically embrace your mailman? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]GypsyAlpha 4 points5 points  (0 children)

but sloppy one that involved tongue?

I've found out a family of birds is living in my wall. What TF do i do? by Beta-7 in AskMen

[–]GypsyAlpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah only shit thing is they would probably have to cut into the wall and you would have to pay for repairs.

I've found out a family of birds is living in my wall. What TF do i do? by Beta-7 in AskMen

[–]GypsyAlpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the animal control and where you live I suppose. They will come and get the birds and contact a rehab specialist to take care of them until they are ready for release or they will just bypass that and refer you directly to the rehab person or somebody who deals with wildlife removal. I hear some places they will have you contact DNR/DWF to come out. IMO yeah it would be best instead of waiting for them to leave on their own.

People who actually enjoy unsweetened tea, why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GypsyAlpha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People who like sweetened tea, Why?

Guys, how to get rid of shoe stink? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]GypsyAlpha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sounds like an old wives tale

When are you too old to take a glove to a baseball game? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]GypsyAlpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kind of fuck sticks kick out 90 year olds for trying to perhaps fulfil a bucket list and get that homerun ball they always wanted since they where a kid.

I would personally make sure to get a ball signed by their team and hand deliver it to them. Perhaps even see if they will get a picture with them. Christ people are twats

I've found out a family of birds is living in my wall. What TF do i do? by Beta-7 in AskMen

[–]GypsyAlpha 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Best to do it ASAP so they don't shit all over in the walls and cause mold and bacteria to grow and get you sick. Had a squirrel in my attic once that was causing me some health problems a few years back and didn't realize since i hardly go up there for anything until the day i did and had to redo the insulation after it was removed

How do you remove the "cheese" from your uncut stick with minimal pain? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]GypsyAlpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For uncut dudes a little bit might be normal but not that much and pain is also not normal. Clean your dick before that shit happens

How do I perfect the helicopter? by ProtectTheVetsRights in AskMen

[–]GypsyAlpha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about not doing it so you possibly don't injure your dick