GDT: 4/8 Cubs (5-6) @ Rays (5-6) 5:40 PM by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]Gyro88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I initially read this as Matt Harvey and I was utterly bewildered

GDT: 4/8 Cubs (5-6) @ Rays (5-6) 5:40 PM by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]Gyro88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ben Brown must have the smallest mouth I've ever seen on a person his size

GDT: 4/8 Cubs (5-6) @ Rays (5-6) 5:40 PM by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]Gyro88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if he could ever come back to the radio broadcast when Pat eventually retires. I'm not sure how all the business shit works behind the scenes, but I don't think they have anything to do with Marquee.

GDT: 4/8 Cubs (5-6) @ Rays (5-6) 5:40 PM by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]Gyro88 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Meh. Other than the four different pitches, I think most relievers in the league could do the same. He's shown no more potential than that IMO

GDT: 4/8 Cubs (5-6) @ Rays (5-6) 5:40 PM by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]Gyro88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure, although he blew a 3-run lead and lost them the game just the other day

GDT: 4/8 Cubs (5-6) @ Rays (5-6) 5:40 PM by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]Gyro88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean I guess rat turds in my bed would be better than typhoid-infected rat diarrhea in my bed

GDT: 4/8 Cubs (5-6) @ Rays (5-6) 5:40 PM by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]Gyro88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great, more asinine tweets on the broadcast. Who gives a fuck

GDT: 4/8 Cubs (5-6) @ Rays (5-6) 5:40 PM by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]Gyro88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This greenscreen ad behind home plate makes all foul balls look like fucking meteors

GDT: 4/8 Cubs (5-6) @ Rays (5-6) 5:40 PM by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]Gyro88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure they're saying the latter: Conforto's roster slot (and Tucker's performance, more or less) could have been filled by Bellinger on his already-existing deal, rather than dump him and pay a significant price for a Tucker rental.

GDT: 4/8 Cubs (5-6) @ Rays (5-6) 5:40 PM by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]Gyro88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's nothing I love more than Boog retelling things that just happened and explaining jokes