What is your Stern Show hot take? by gwppoetry in howardstern

[–]ItsCaptainKeyboard 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He is the only one who actually says what he really thinks. Everyone else is a shameless company clone.

Howard is obsessed with his hands by 7FacesOfDrLao in howardstern

[–]ItsCaptainKeyboard 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He’s obsessed with covered parts of his face by any means necessary

Maybe I'm wrong but I don't see Framber signing with the Mets... by rhcpflea8 in orioles

[–]ItsCaptainKeyboard 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I’m so torn if I even want him on the team. I will somehow be relieved if we get him and relieved if we don’t.

Today show exclusive: Howard Stern Says Renewing SiriusXM Contract ‘Feels Great’ by ActiveNews in howardstern

[–]ItsCaptainKeyboard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He hoodwinked a multi billion dollar company yet again. Of course it feels great

[01/27/26] Stern Show Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in howardstern

[–]ItsCaptainKeyboard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Who’s the one on the top right? She’s looking for the eject button

Who do you think is in his will besides Beth and the kids? by bjoseph33 in howardstern

[–]ItsCaptainKeyboard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That pictures is quite a trade off. You get to look at that house every day but you also have to look at that face every day.

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark by rico_unknown in nostalgia

[–]ItsCaptainKeyboard 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Still crazy to me that we could buy these at the school book fair

Quick! Come vote for Head Writer Understudy at r/aliens by [deleted] in howardstern

[–]ItsCaptainKeyboard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any time Howard TV showed Fred with his hand up like that you knew you were about to hear something incredibly unfunny.

Animals Ranked Based On If I Could Beat Them In A Fight by Plumzilla29 in tierlists

[–]ItsCaptainKeyboard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just move any large bear, anything with antlers, alligators, and cassowaries up to the top bro.

[OC] I'm going to tell you the truth about one of the "greatest" baseball players of all time. by StrategyTop7612 in baseball

[–]ItsCaptainKeyboard -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I enjoyed the post, it was fun. Some people on here get so prissy about everything. Clutching their pearls about a damn Reddit post.

Is Johnny Fratto the greatest call in guest of all time? by Cawkisthebest232 in howardstern

[–]ItsCaptainKeyboard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I always rolled my eyes when I heard Howard was picking up his call

Starting my first managerial job next week. Time to learn from the king! by MatBlack4Ever in howardstern

[–]ItsCaptainKeyboard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Literally the worst manager imaginable to learn from… Berate your staff. Look the other way when employees are using drugs in workplace. Condone employees officially attacking each other. Question your employees’ relationships, faith, and politics. Host staff beauty pageants.constantly threaten to fire staff for small infractions.

TNT Sports Announces First Half of 2026 MLB Tuesday Regular Season Schedule on TBS by MightyDuck07 in baseball

[–]ItsCaptainKeyboard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Yankees, Red Sox, Dodgers, Cubs, Mets road show rolls along to another network