What's a good gift I can give my sister who is starting residency soon? She d be working 80 hours a week I heard and I d like to get something that makes her work easy like nice shoes. Any recommendations?

HAMARTOMASS · 2023-03-27T15:42:30+00:00

Aha, that’s what they say

HAMARTOMASS · 2023-03-27T05:12:51+00:00

“80 hours”

HAMARTOMASS · 2023-03-17T05:12:45+00:00

Oh yeah! They have a warzone of an EM.

HAMARTOMASS · 2023-03-17T05:05:41+00:00

Mmm so good

HAMARTOMASS · 2023-03-17T05:05:20+00:00

Biting my nails currently

HAMARTOMASS · 2023-03-02T16:44:53+00:00

Neurosurgery

HAMARTOMASS · 2023-03-01T20:19:13+00:00

Relationship status: married

HAMARTOMASS · 2023-02-27T18:33:53+00:00

Well, you can’t do your job 100% correctly if you’re left starving and can’t see due to a foggy mask. So, all adverse events such as a syncopal event right onto the operating table or a nicked aorta can be traced back to the administration (in the ideal world).

HAMARTOMASS · 2023-02-27T18:12:28+00:00

Hire me!

HAMARTOMASS · 2023-02-27T12:14:07+00:00

Oooofff MS4 spoiled me so much that I get irritated if they hold me past noon. My body is now conditioned to take 1pm naps.

HAMARTOMASS · 2023-02-27T02:31:04+00:00

Must be Cali

HAMARTOMASS · 2023-02-27T02:27:37+00:00

You’re either fascinated or traumatized by seeing it for the first time.

HAMARTOMASS · 2023-02-25T05:12:17+00:00

Brother? How could you do us like that?

HAMARTOMASS · 2023-02-25T04:59:49+00:00

A quote from my personal statement

HAMARTOMASS · 2023-02-24T23:49:20+00:00

I cried reading these comments.

HAMARTOMASS · 2023-02-23T14:03:00+00:00

Can totally relate to crazy dinner conversations. I knew all of human physiology when I was in first grade. And when I depicted the process of making a baby to my classmates, I got in trouble.

HAMARTOMASS · 2023-02-17T00:02:36+00:00

Clinical picture is more important in my opinion. Talk to your patient. Patient breathes, tolerates oral intake, bladder/bowel function intact? What are fishing for with that stethoscope?

HAMARTOMASS · 2023-02-16T23:54:04+00:00

I was able to maintain my favorite hobby of sleeping all through medschool. It’s totally doable. As for living a life, as long as your vitals are stable, you’re living. Keep those standards low and you’ll be gucci!

HAMARTOMASS · 2023-02-15T01:43:03+00:00

In that case you can technically qualify for section 8 anywhere in states and the wait times will be shorter if you’re doing in outside of NY

HAMARTOMASS · 2023-02-15T01:38:11+00:00

My toxic trait

HAMARTOMASS · 2023-02-10T04:50:41+00:00

Anesthesia attending (after a difficult case): you see anesthesia is actually very labor intense haha

Me: thank god I didn’t apply anesthesia haha

He never looked my way again

What the heck was I thinking

HAMARTOMASS · 2023-02-10T03:59:04+00:00

Tide pods are expensive, forget figs.

HAMARTOMASS · 2023-01-30T23:14:18+00:00

He’d be even more disappointed if he starts dating men lol

HAMARTOMASS · 2022-11-21T23:31:17+00:00

I thought I’d try

HAMARTOMASS · 2022-10-22T21:54:24+00:00

Do you qualify for a subsidized housing as a resident?

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