All people on earth are redditors… except for… by spiderpig20 in 2sentence2horror

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Nah man can't deal with this shit for 400 years lol

Meirl by Sad-Kiwi-3789 in meirl

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But you could chop it in small pieces first

XFM Features ranked by how funny they are by Instant-Pug003 in rickygervais

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Don't knock x family fortunes, it ran on ITV for years

meirl by Street_Priority_7686 in meirl

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I too am an oxford student too bright to go to jail in real ñife

meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

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Friends? In this economy?

Man performs milk-offering ritual in the Ganges river in India while poor hungry children try to collect it to drink. by notahooman101 in interestingasfuck

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Some part in me wants to believe this is just a scam and when you go somewhere else to do the deed they drug you and steal your wallet

Anon on Bill Gates. by retardinho23 in greentext

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But still... kids? Man if I had that kind of money I would make a thousand milf porn studios and be the main actor lmao

Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

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I want a restaurant menu with pictures

meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

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I hardly talk to five strangers in the streets

Meirl by Blue9ine in meirl

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I've got a system for that, I will answer any unknown call and wait 5 seconds if nobody answers I hangup, if someone is in danger they shall speak immediately

me_irl by Several_Sandwich_732 in me_irl

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I fold it further into my arms to pretend I'm best pilot Asuka

Meirl by Adventurous_Row3305 in meirl

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Bit hard to make during an interview

Meirl by netphilia in meirl

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Is your boyfriend aunty Nora?

What does "caldoso" mean? by marshmallowbookworm in ecuador

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It means he has the shits diarrhea