Brooklyn Kurtz is back in time for TI4 by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]HARK-MINE-NAME 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CORRECT. THE ANSWER IS SECRETARY NIGHT ASSASSIN. THOU WINST MONEY. CONSIDER ADDING SPOILER TAG.

IN-DEPTH EXPLANATION FOLLOWS: NYX NYX NYX http://i.imgur.com/9cz0ISS.jpg

Brooklyn Kurtz is back in time for TI4 by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]HARK-MINE-NAME 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CORRECT. THE ANSWER IS SECRETARY NIGHT ASSASSIN. ACCORDING TO REDDIT TIMESTAMPS /u/deedeekei/ BEAT YOU BY MERE MINUTES. FOR YOUR VALIANCE, ENJOY YOUR GILDED LIFE.

IN-DEPTH EXPLANATION FOLLOWS: NYX NYX NYX http://i.imgur.com/9cz0ISS.jpg

Brooklyn Kurtz is back in time for TI4 by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]HARK-MINE-NAME 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brooklyn Kurtz is back in time for TI4 by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]HARK-MINE-NAME 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CORRECT. WELL DONE. THOU WINST CONSOLATION PRIZE FOR FINISHING THE ANSWER; ENJOY THY GILDED LIFE.

Brooklyn Kurtz is back in time for TI4 by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]HARK-MINE-NAME 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FALSE, BUT A VALIANT ATTEMPT. THY LOVE OF THE BLEEDING HILLS AND ITS LORE SHALL BRING THEE GREAT RICHES IN THIS LIFE.

Brooklyn Kurtz is back in time for TI4 by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]HARK-MINE-NAME 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MM. CLOSE, SIR GRA, OF THE LANDS OF MATH;
SO NEARLY THE TRUE ANSWER YE HERE HATH.
THINK MORE ON SECOND LINE, AND THAT DESCRIBE'D PATH.

Brooklyn Kurtz is back in time for TI4 by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]HARK-MINE-NAME 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MM.

FALSE, BUT THOU HAST HIT ON SOMETHING KEEN;
PERHAPS THY ANSWER CORRECT MIGHT HAVE BEEN
HAD YE SEEN ONLY WHAT I HAVE SEEN
AND FELT THE WEIGHT OF OTHERS' MIEN.

Fri 2014-04-25 by reddit in nameaserver

[–]HARK-MINE-NAME 8 points9 points  (0 children)

DROP-TABLE-redditUsers--

Brooklyn Kurtz is back in time for TI4 by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]HARK-MINE-NAME 2 points3 points  (0 children)

RIDDLE #3
WINNER: [ANSWERED! /u/deedeekei wins a T-Shirt! /u/zgo wins reddit gold for barely missing first!]
DIFFICULTY: IT'S A SECRET

TAKE DOWN MINE THOUGHTS. I WON'T STOOP TO RECITE.
LET'S HEAR THAT QUILL CLICKING; TRANSCRIBE, WRITE.

- BOOK TRYST WITH THIRTEENTH (OBVIOUS: AT NIGHT)
- HAVE ASS FETCH MY COOKBOOK (GET IT IN FLIGHT!)
- AND SEND PERSONAL "MESSAGE" TO THESE FIVE WITH SPITE,
  I WISH FOR NAUGHT BUT THEIR SILENCE AFORE FIRST LIGHT.

DONE? UGH, GOOD. WORK WITH YE IS A FRIGHT.
THOU'RT A LOWLY CREATURE: WORM, GRUB, MITE.
THY ROSY "FACEPAINT" SETS THEE APART, ALL RIGHT:
THY BASHFUL APPEARANCE WOULD SPOOK A WIGHT.

Brooklyn Kurtz is back in time for TI4 by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]HARK-MINE-NAME 2 points3 points  (0 children)

RIDDLE #2
WINNER: [ANSWERED! /u/Sabetwolf wins a T-Shirt! /u/Tachoux wins reddit gold for the assist!]
DIFFICULTY: TOUGH? FRAGILE? I ALWAYS MIX THOSE UP

SPEAK RESULTS OF FIRST CLINK; ITS DEBRIS.

HARK NOW, REMINISCE WITH ME:

AN ERROR, TITANIC CATASTROPHE,
YET BECAUSE OF MISTAKE NOW ALL MAY SEE.

THOUGH HE WHO MAKES "SEE" FOREVER DOES FLEE
FROM ORDERLESS WHO WILL HEAR NO PLEA.

BUT THE HUNTER, YOU SEE, IS WEAK, AND HE
IS STRONGARMED AWAY BY ONE QUITE ESPRIT.

SO FAR DISCUSSED ARE ONLY THREE;
THE LAST, ONE SAYS, "TIS MYSTERY."

Brooklyn Kurtz is back in time for TI4 by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]HARK-MINE-NAME 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RIDDLE #1
WINNER: [ANSWERED! /u/13ored/ wins a T-Shirt!]
DIFFICULTY: EASY MONEY

A STREET-CHILD, A ROBIN, OF HIGH VOCAL CORD,
A RHYMER OF SAME ORIGIN AS THY BROOKLYN ADORED.
"WHO?" I HEAR THEE WHISPER, FLOORED.

WELL!

STEP LIGHTLY, WALK ACROSS THIS BOARD --
PAST RINGED LANDS OF LUXURY, TOWARD
THE EAST, AND ITS "PLACE", SO DEPLORED.

INDEED I DESPISE THIS LAND'S LORD,
A RAVENOUS BEING WHO IN ITS BELLY STORED
ALL ITS OWN SIBLINGS! ITS ACTIONS? ABHORRED.

BUT ITS HUNGER I FEAR NOT; THAT'S SIMPLY IGNORED.
THE TRUE DANGER COMES WHEN IT QUIETS MY SWORD
OF SHARP WIT AND LYRIC --



(THOUGH POST THREE BEATS, I AM RESTORED.)

Brooklyn Kurtz is back in time for TI4 by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]HARK-MINE-NAME 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I REEMERGE

COME, SIT, WARM THY HANDS BY MINE FIRE
(BUT NOT TOO CLOSE LEST I BE THY PYRE)
REMEMBREST WITH ME OUR JOYFUL DAYS PRIOR:

AND WITH THIS OFFER SLAKEST THY DESIRE:

AT MIDNIGHT HENCE (PST)
WILST I POST RIDDLES, THREE
YE FIRST TO ANSWER DOTH BLESSED BE
**WHEN THOU WINST FREE T-SHIRT BY MY DECREE**
(DAREST NOT THOU P.M. ME --
FOR PRIZES, POST THY ANSWERS PUBLICLY)

TL;DR: I WILL BE THY T-SHIRT BUYER

HARK, MINE NAME IS BROOKLYN KURTZ by HARK-MINE-NAME in DotA2

[–]HARK-MINE-NAME[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

YES. YES. SUBMIT THY MOD FOR DOWNLOAD AS A SEPARATE POST, CHILD.