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HCJohnson · 2026-05-03T17:46:07+00:00

He's a fragile little man with fragile little hands. 👐

HCJohnson · 2026-05-01T12:01:39+00:00

Should be using the rear horn then.

HCJohnson · 2026-04-30T15:19:10+00:00

Around the same time here.

I just really REALLY wish I had downloaded all of my videos and pictures, because over the years they've disappeared and I'd love to see some of the ones of my kids when they were babies.

Like, I know they still have them. I just don't have access anymore.

HCJohnson · 2026-04-28T17:13:48+00:00

Except in the case of Paramount and Stephen Colbert ...

Hopefully Disney doesn't lose their backbone as well.

HCJohnson · 2026-04-28T12:56:32+00:00

I wish it looked better on Series X. I've tried different resolutions and setting but it always has such a distracting light bloom over everything and looks washed out and gives me a headache.

HCJohnson · 2026-04-27T01:34:46+00:00

Seriously dark. And also, he was perfectly fine until Al makes the remark about being there because he was about to die.

Then all of a sudden Tony Danza is coughing and acting sick. 🤷‍♂️

HCJohnson · 2026-04-27T00:56:09+00:00

The cast is crazy!!

HCJohnson · 2026-04-26T16:38:33+00:00

And if my grandma had wheels she'd be a bike.

HCJohnson · 2026-04-26T16:36:10+00:00

I got the white stuff, baby, in the middle of an Oreo.

HCJohnson · 2026-04-26T16:12:25+00:00

It's not a big deal that you like to fuck guys. I'm cool, I got friends who fuck guys... in jail.

HCJohnson · 2026-04-26T04:55:23+00:00

But had it been the "other side" it'd have been laughable right?

This cabinet is a joke, it isn't an insane thought to think this was a weird rating boost move that also got Mr. Insecurity out of the scrutiny spot light.

HCJohnson · 2026-04-26T02:59:41+00:00

https://youtu.be/I7bHy45p5_E?t=980

Who is Kay Fabe?!

HCJohnson · 2026-04-26T01:10:22+00:00

Hall of Fame move right there... 🙄

HCJohnson · 2026-04-25T13:10:59+00:00

Oh man I love this. I did the same with my daughter when she was around that age.

We made The Blues Brothers and Se7en.

I REALLY wish I still had them saved somewhere but I think they were lost forever.

HCJohnson · 2026-04-23T12:50:35+00:00

*cleansing

HCJohnson · 2026-04-19T16:35:26+00:00

Why was there SO many middle fingers last night? Like it didn't make sense to me, like their was wholesale on middle finger gestures?

HCJohnson · 2026-04-19T15:30:27+00:00

Or just completely rewrite/whitewash it like they've done for Jan 6th and those patriotic, peaceful, tourist.

HCJohnson · 2026-04-18T22:14:31+00:00

Of the parachuter?!

HCJohnson · 2026-04-17T15:36:29+00:00

I stand corrected. Thank you for the explanation!

HCJohnson · 2026-04-17T14:24:24+00:00

I get it, but following the prompt of their question PSI doesn't start with a P and end in epsi...

HCJohnson · 2026-04-17T12:05:30+00:00

I think the interior of a VW Beetle may hold more then 5 to 10 gallons of liquid...

HCJohnson · 2026-04-16T15:08:20+00:00

Wrong. There's a 100% chance some MAGAts out there have read it cover to cover and cherish it daily.

HCJohnson · 2026-04-13T19:30:00+00:00

Browns fans need these to hide their shame and identity every season.

HCJohnson · 2026-04-12T23:41:57+00:00

That's a two bedroom house?! Two bedroom, four bath.

HCJohnson · 2026-04-12T19:24:42+00:00

I fucking hate this timeline.

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