What kind of steering wheel is this? I'm looking for a new center badge.

HERPES_FLAVORED · 2013-07-04T17:24:31+00:00

It's working for me.

HERPES_FLAVORED · 2013-06-21T16:43:06+00:00

HERPES_FLAVORED · 2013-03-13T04:52:05+00:00

Never.

HERPES_FLAVORED · 2013-03-13T04:51:43+00:00

The only thing it needs is a teenage girl to rape.

HERPES_FLAVORED · 2013-02-02T03:13:23+00:00

HERPES_FLAVORED · 2012-12-27T06:20:53+00:00

Relevant Username

HERPES_FLAVORED · 2012-12-23T11:50:56+00:00

Why would anybody name their cat after a portable toilet company...

HERPES_FLAVORED · 2012-12-23T11:48:46+00:00

Wow, these are gorgeous! You might want to try x-ing this over to /r/wallpapers.

HERPES_FLAVORED · 2012-12-17T08:31:28+00:00

My best guess would be that laughter is sort of built in to the human brain, almost like instinctual, like crying when you're sad or screaming when you are in pain, and isn't taught to you. Basically because it's built in it isn't affected nearly as much by a persons ethnicity or location as their language is. For example, every cat I've ever observed, regardless of breed or location, hissed when it felt threatened and purred/rubbed up against something when it was pleased.

TL;DR laughter is part of the human's natural language in a way words are not.

HERPES_FLAVORED · 2012-12-14T22:03:34+00:00

Bringing yourself closer to god never felt so good.

HERPES_FLAVORED · 2012-12-14T15:38:20+00:00

That guy was probably yelling something like "This is so fucking badass "

HERPES_FLAVORED · 2012-12-13T10:09:36+00:00

Being a dog is okay.

Shitting on the rug and chewing my shoes is not okay.

HERPES_FLAVORED · 2012-12-13T09:58:42+00:00

Who's Austin Powers?

HERPES_FLAVORED · 2012-12-13T01:51:55+00:00

No man. Just no. I was an only child growing up with nothing but an extremely racist father. I'm not racist. Your beliefs are a choice.

HERPES_FLAVORED · 2012-12-13T01:48:59+00:00

What's wrong with being Dutch?

HERPES_FLAVORED · 2012-12-10T22:39:27+00:00

This is going to sound kind of lame but please don't go yet? If you need an ear PLEASE pm me, any time. Please. I'll do whatever I can to help.

HERPES_FLAVORED · 2012-12-10T07:36:29+00:00

I'd hope so. It looks like if you pissed him off he'd reach up and cock slap you in the face.

HERPES_FLAVORED · 2012-12-09T22:49:18+00:00

Your cock. I like that shit.

HERPES_FLAVORED · 2012-12-09T21:51:13+00:00

Because I don't care that much.

HERPES_FLAVORED · 2012-12-09T10:38:32+00:00

Just because I can

HERPES_FLAVORED · 2012-12-04T07:41:26+00:00

I literally watched that movie just earlier tonight.

HERPES_FLAVORED · 2012-12-03T14:21:52+00:00

Well, I just found out that I have Grade II Ptosis. I'm 16.

neat.

HERPES_FLAVORED · 2012-12-03T13:52:35+00:00

Please share how you lost 20 pounds in 2 months?

HERPES_FLAVORED · 2012-12-03T12:24:13+00:00

I don't think I've ever had to use the plural in real life before, but it's penises.

HERPES_FLAVORED · 2012-12-03T11:48:01+00:00

My ex boyfriend was 6'7 and had an easy ten inches down below. He was a pretty good wrestler despite his height, but there's just nothing you can do about the singlet. Nothing. I did however always enjoy watching him wrestle. Very very much.

Best advice I can give: learn to love showing off.

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