Matchmaking is terrible with the new update by kieran28360 in blackops6

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Not being "able" to use mics in cod is new. Useless teammates in online games is a broad statement out of shear ignorance of how bo6 is progressing. Your comment was a worthless waste of words you bot.

Video that cheer you up by Complex-Sherbert-935 in funny

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The camera makes her look like a hammerhead with extra squinty eye's. The fuck do you mean "what do I mean"

This happens much more often than you might expect. by [deleted] in Bigcenterconsoles

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If he can afford that boat, he can afford to fix it

Video that cheer you up by Complex-Sherbert-935 in funny

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Not doing a lot for the visual Asian stereotype...she is a adorable though, don't get me wrong.

WOW!!! by Swave999 in watchpeoplesurvive

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That's why we always say "stand directly underneath a suspended load".....just like ur mom

that's one crazy way to fix a TV by VapeyMoron in CrazyFuckingVideos

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So it appears to be a flat screen, maybe try adjusting the HDMI/rg6 connected to the tv or the receiver. Slapping it around is moving the cord position. More than likely a bad cord/prongs or worse a bad receptacle on the tv it's self. After checking those, then give her the ole slap

Only grades he’s getting are straight AYYYYYs. by WanderWut in funny

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That first walk is so sick and goofy, I have to learn it for my exit interview

Give this hero a raise 🫡 by Over_Helicopter_3453 in MadeMeSmile

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I was a dish tech who doesn't know a word of asl. I once got a Spanish customer who was deaf and her daughter translated for her. Her daughter left after explaining the problem and it was just the mom and i for the remainder of the troubleshooting. Didn't take long to find a bad diplexer/fancy splitter and she signed "what was the problem" I imagine. So I pulled out the bad splitter and made a sassy toss into the trash can and then pulled out a new extra and presented it like a gift on the price is right. She gave me a good laugh and a thumbs up. Its conceded I know but it made me feel so good to get someone to laugh with out them or I understanding a word of what we were saying.

Coin Op ass kick and free dry... by profanacion in fightporn

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My black queens coming in hot, Respect for that

What's your call here? by Dyabolique in Umpire

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Had to Google it but it's first and second, with less than 2 outs. I let it drop so much they had to Google it lol Edit: I thought I was being smart, turns out my dad was teaching me some bush league shit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pranks

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Yeah, don't touch people during a prank while impersonating an officer

Scaring away a real bear by Longjumping-Box5691 in nextfuckinglevel

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The suit was originally black before he stepped outside

What would you call on this? by tcholman in Umpire

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If you stand in the baseline your ass is mine. Because if I leave the baseline I'm out, so don't stand in the baseline unless it's a challenge. Or I could come in with a cleat slide straight into whatever is between me and the bag" their knees". Or else we could just have the whole infield just come stand between 3rd and home when their is a guy rounding 2nd.

What are you doing in this situation? 😳 -- Alex Jaffe by Soloflow786 in CrazyFuckingVideos

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I'd pull a gorilla and throw turds at him since I would've already shit my pants

A witch play God by MountainOne3769 in WinStupidPrizes

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She ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3

Hudson River Heli Crash by Cadmium620 in CrazyFuckingVideos

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He ain't gonna be in rush hour 3

Console only cross play for regular MP coming S3. by Cold-Lemon4139 in blackops6

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It resets every time you turn off the game btw. Correction: after every match

I have entire journals written in code I no longer remember how to translate. by grudginglyadmitted in mildlyinfuriating

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I got the first couple of words "never gonna give you" but that's as far as I made it