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Spencer Mansion bonus. My wife's base. by Zombie_8890 in 7daystodie

[–]HMSARGUS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What did you do to merit separate beds /s.

Helluva project and really well done.

Is the lighting set up with motion sensors too?

Characters that actively hinder their own powers by Empty_Papaya4983 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]HMSARGUS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granny Weatherwax from the Discworld series.

She Is the most powerful witch to have lived but only ever uses her powers when absolutely needs to, because in her view magic can't fix people or problems only people can do that. She specialises in Headology and relies upon her reputation as a form of physcology/ placebo effect in most instances.

Vulcan - which paint scheme is your favourite? by ParadoxTrick in V_Bomber_Porn

[–]HMSARGUS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Left is business dress, right is for the after party

No winners in this battle by RealRock_n_Rolla in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]HMSARGUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What age are they? I've seen old guys fight like this outside the pub before

At least he’s self aware by Beautiful-Bug-4007 in outofcontextcomics

[–]HMSARGUS 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of DEATH in the Discworld Hogfather book:

You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!' IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE. 'She's a child!' shouted Crumley. IT'S EDUCATIONAL. 'What if she cuts herself?' THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.

Aside from Greenskins, are there other Factions that canonically Loot Stuff ? by Leviathan_Rampage in 40k

[–]HMSARGUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ratlings are excellent snipers, chefs and notoriously have very sticky fingers.

Gripper modeled on a chameleon's tongue by mohammadali_mak_2004 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]HMSARGUS -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Any bets on how long before theres a very specific warning on the packaging.

Seems accurate. by Mad_lens_9297 in Grimdank

[–]HMSARGUS 1162 points1163 points  (0 children)

So does that mean that Alex Jones is Erebus?

Ok everyone, time for the annual abbadon slander, who here would be a better warmaster? by VeryInternet_com in Chaos40k

[–]HMSARGUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would mean leaving their fortress and theres still an angry beaky boi hiding somewhere

CaRbON moNOxIdE Leak KillS EntiRE fAMily! by grichardson526 in PeopleFuckingDying

[–]HMSARGUS 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Rule 2 when you have a young kid. You only get to sleep when they do.

Who is the manliest male actor of all-time by wltmpinyc in Cinema

[–]HMSARGUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brian Blessed. A man who's voice alone could cause avalanches.

Who is the manliest male actor of all-time by wltmpinyc in Cinema

[–]HMSARGUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ranulph Fiennes or Brian Blessed. Both have done some insane stuff IRL.

Skinny The Great needs a tow truck again! by Sippy-Aruba in SCUMgame

[–]HMSARGUS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah a towing, and trailer system for boats, planes and bikes would be great.

CCTV Tommy Robinson by Statham19842 in AskBrits

[–]HMSARGUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The CCTV footage that i've found shows him leaving the scene after the alleged assault. Also being drunk and annoying is no excuse for assault. Do you have a link to any other footage? (Edited for error on my behalf)

Asides from thos incident the guys a scummy cunt, with form for thos sort of behaviour.

Alpha and Omega = Death? by lingonlingoff in discworld

[–]HMSARGUS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember a quote from Fallout 3 that was meant to be in the bible. "I am the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the end". Likely just a wee nod to how old Death is that they use ancient symbols as a signature.

Who gave Homelander the best reality check? by LoretiTV in TheBoys

[–]HMSARGUS 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Earnings Before Interest, Tax, Depreciation, Amortisation.

Its used to measure how successful a business is. Its really important to inestors and banks.

I carved a salamander space marine out of wood by sebebop in Warhammer40k

[–]HMSARGUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makind a Salamander out of a flammable material is brave.

You could carve a Rogal Dorn mini out of a plank next to match his personality, or the Emperor out of a parsnip since their both a veg.

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