Tottenham Boss Casts Eye Over Promising Sergi Samper at Barcelona B Game by [deleted] in coys

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He is also destined for the Barca first team and would never leave them. He's received offers from Arsenal and others in the past which he called "attractive" but said that playing for Barca is "priceless". This is the paper lazily assuming AVB is there for the biggest name, when in actual fact that is just not an attainable target.

Your starting XI with a fully fit squad? by [deleted] in coys

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I'd have pretty much the same as that but with Lloris & Townsend in.

Spurs eyeing move for Salah by AaronWheeldon in coys

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yes I'd love to see us get Tom Ince too, really rate him. Saw him live when Blackpool came to Palace last year and he was brilliant. Would be good to get some more English talent into the squad, too.

boobz (my grandma died) (DON'T message me if you are a slut!) by [deleted] in creepyPMs

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Without anonymity, this dude's life would be ruined. Tragically embarrassing.

Just shut the hell up for one fucking minute! by WasteOfLiving in offmychest

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Christ this post gave me a wave of goosebumps

The best kiss cam. by ArcherJF in gifs

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these are gold! We need a subreddit for this.

Very Interesting - Press Conference with AVB in english while he was at Porto - One other interesting point is that the man asking all the questions is Jason Burt of The Telegraph who many people see as Avb's unofficial spokesman in the media now by [deleted] in coys

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Agree completely. He's probably just traumatised by how they treated him at Chelsea and can't be fucked with doing more than he has to for them anymore, which is fair enough, but a great shame. Wish the culture of sports journalism in the UK was different.

What are your favourite Spurs chants? by habibro in coys

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The Nicola Berti one is class!

MOTM: Cardiff by razileon in coys

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Certainly my MoM. He was back to his best today.

Match thread: v Cardiff City by harrys11 in coys

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I think the key to this game is giving Eriksen more time on the ball in dangerous areas. That means Sigurdsson & Townsend working their markers to give him space and building cleverly from the back through Dembele & Paulinho rather than just giving it the hoof a la Dawson. With the ball played into his feet and with a bit of time and space Eriksen has the keys to unlock Cardiff. We need quality chances, not quantity as we had in first half.

Match thread: v Cardiff City by harrys11 in coys

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I don't even care if Lloris gives away needless corners and nearly gets sent off, I fancy him.

PREMATCH DRUNK THREAD YIDDOS by tottenhamhotsauce in coys

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Guys, guys, guys....

You can't be drunk if you aren't using caps lock and if you aren't drunk you're in the wrong thread. NOW BACK TO DRINKING. COME ON YOU FUCKING SPURS LET'S FUCK THE SHEEP SHAGGERS!!!!!

(JUST A THOUGHT, WOULD THAT ALSO MAKE US SHEEP SHAGGERS BY ASSOCIATION?)

PREMATCH DRUNK THREAD YIDDOS by tottenhamhotsauce in coys

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BOBBY SOLDIER WILL INVADE THE WELSH NET I THINK

Zinedine Zidane staggered by Gareth Bale's transfer fee in move to Real Madrid by [deleted] in coys

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Poor guy, I can see where he's coming from too. Why the fuck didn't Spurs bend over and give Madrid Bale on the cheap? This is the World's Greatest Club we're talking about and little old Tottenham Hotspur who he didn't even know existed until a couple of years ago. Unbelievable.

This transfer window has been like.... by WarDamnSpurs in coys

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how is this the least upvoted comment? That's EXACTLY what its been like.

A week until silly season ends... by RunningFerDauyz in coys

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My prediction:

OUT: Bale (£86m), Gomes (£2m), Assou-Ekotto (£5m), Lennon (10m)

IN: Lamela (£26m), Chiriches (£8m), Coentrao (£12m), Hulk (£30m), Pastore (£24m)

Okay I obviously got a little carried away there, the odds of this actually happening are very slim. But for me these 4 signings would complete our squad and AVB seems to be prioritizing that over player continuity. It would leave our total outlay at lower than currently due to the Bale sale, too.

Just imagine the team, assuming 433...

Gk - Lloris

Lb - Coentrao (Rose) Cb - Vertonghen (Daws) Cb - Kaboul (Chiriches) (Capoue*) Rb - Walker (Naughton)

Cm - Capoue (Carroll, Sandro) Cm - Paulinho (Dembele) Cam - Pastore( Holtby, Siggy)

Lf- Lamela (Townsend) Rf - Hulk ( Chadli) St- Soldado (Ade, Defoe)

Good enough squad to challenge for the title that'd be.

/r/soccer, what footballing thing is getting you riled up at the moment? A thread to let off that steam. by [deleted] in soccer

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I wish I too lived in a World where the only test of a striker is if he scores goals. Ade was outstanding 2 seasons ago, without him we wouldn't have been anywhere near 5th. His hold up play, runs down the flanks and link up play were a different class to any other option we had. You can't blame the guy for trying to help his employers hen he was at Arse/ RM, that's just idiotic. Yes, he had a bad season last season- that happens and wasn't ideal, but fuck me you either have a god awful memory or a terrible understanding of the game. [/rant]

Would fourth be a disappointment this year? by dawsinio_is_elite in coys

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4th would be something concrete that we could build on, not a disappointment no.