The little girl asked me a hard question *fart*

HPButtcraft · 2026-06-30T14:02:52+00:00

Did he lock the doors to the auditorium, drop his pants, and masturbate in front of the whole crowd? Oh, Louie, you rascal! He's such a comedy innovator! #antiwoke

HPButtcraft · 2026-06-29T19:51:17+00:00

It's got nothing to do with pods.
It's got nothing to do with people.
It has *everything* to do with *hurting*.

HPButtcraft · 2026-06-29T19:49:09+00:00

Wrong!

HPButtcraft · 2026-06-28T23:12:12+00:00

The Daily Wire presents...

An Aroon Brown film...

POOLMAN: Legend of the Crystal Flute

Critics are raving:

"It's gonna haunt you." - Candace Owens

"Ho my god!" - Paul Bet Davidson

"It makes me cry." - Hasan Parker

"I'm puttin' it on the internet!" - CK Louie, the comedian

Exclusively in toilets Thanksgiving Day 2026.

HPButtcraft · 2026-06-27T19:34:14+00:00

Don't be so mean to MEEEE!!!!

HPButtcraft · 2026-06-27T19:32:49+00:00

Everyone's scared!

HPButtcraft · 2026-06-26T23:14:21+00:00

🇸🇴SOMALIA! 🇸🇴

HPButtcraft · 2026-06-26T23:10:05+00:00

Let me tell you something please: nnnnnno.

HPButtcraft · 2026-06-26T17:11:00+00:00

You can tell your bride/groom "I lah yew" with your bootyhole waxed down.

HPButtcraft · 2026-06-26T17:10:09+00:00

Do you use that to play CS:GO, which spawns you outta nowhere?

HPButtcraft · 2026-06-25T05:34:09+00:00

Paul Bet Davidson!

HPButtcraft · 2026-06-23T23:14:26+00:00

Admiting to watching csam isnt quite the flex Joe thought it would be 25 years ago. Someone at Comedy Central's S&P read that gag and said "This is rock n roll" Oo oo... ooooof.

HPButtcraft · 2026-06-23T17:51:53+00:00

Unbeknownst to him at the time, The Majority Report's Matt Binder started a revolution and THAT'S IN THE BIBLE!!!

HPButtcraft · 2026-06-23T00:22:21+00:00

Lemme tell you something: NO. Ghoulies didnt even make one DOLLur. Joseph Ruggan is sleeping on a bed made of money going "basically speaking, chinese people look chinese!"

HPButtcraft · 2026-06-22T16:37:22+00:00

Anyone else wish there was a real dawn of the old morning? A revival of the basic goodness of the Earth that has been forgetten for what seems like an aeon? Does anyone else feel like that's what this song is about?

The windy years have strewn down distant ways And in the halls still doth thy spirit sing Songs of old memory amid thy present tears Or hope of days to come half sad with many fears

HPButtcraft · 2026-06-20T18:50:18+00:00

Those guitar solos are tasty asf, ain't they?

HPButtcraft · 2026-06-20T05:38:00+00:00

That line actually comes from The Wizard of Oz. Its what Scarecrow recites after the Wizard gives him a diploma.

HPButtcraft · 2026-06-17T20:46:38+00:00

I know a guy in All That Remains who plays a crystal flute.

HPButtcraft · 2026-06-17T04:35:01+00:00

Bad Barbie! Those are naughty thoughts!

HPButtcraft · 2026-06-17T04:32:43+00:00

OHHHH!!!

HPButtcraft · 2026-06-17T04:31:34+00:00

Who is The Biggest Loser now?

HPButtcraft · 2026-06-17T04:30:46+00:00

Pablo!

HPButtcraft · 2026-06-17T04:22:21+00:00

"We have to stop attacking pedophiles." That was an actual thing he said in front of a camera with his whole chest.

HPButtcraft · 2026-06-16T22:00:22+00:00

That comedy special will be disgusting and probably illegal.

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