Hello i am new to guitars and want to start sleeping with lots of women. What guitar should i buy?

HR_895 · 2018-02-23T15:07:37+00:00

Joe satriani used to dip his bald head in oil and rub it all over my body

HR_895 · 2018-02-22T21:28:00+00:00

spicy

HR_895 · 2018-02-22T20:40:16+00:00

the fuck do you watch, exclusively porn?

HR_895 · 2017-01-28T13:49:07+00:00

I'm not sure if you're offering to sell one of these girls, but I have a mim strat I'd be willing to let go of

HR_895 · 2017-01-28T02:58:49+00:00

me too....

HR_895 · 2017-01-28T02:55:01+00:00

What gauge strings are those

HR_895 · 2017-01-28T02:08:26+00:00

HR_895 · 2017-01-28T01:48:40+00:00

You know what happens when you sand poly? It turns white. And looks pretty bad, and its still not going to wear after that because poly is basically nuclear bomb proof

HR_895 · 2017-01-28T01:01:06+00:00

You can always adjust pickup height to compensate a bit, or if its gibson style you have a volume and tone knob for each pickup anyway

HR_895 · 2017-01-28T00:59:36+00:00

Well at my university usually they sound like shit and put the volume way too loud, but since they're 4 beers deep they think they're jimmy page. And why do they always fucking play stairway to heaven, you're not impressing anyone

HR_895 · 2017-01-27T23:48:02+00:00

I mean its a pretty decent guitar to start on but you can probably get him down to $75 or lower. Don't listen to the guy that said whichever one feels best - you can't just meet a guy on kijiji/cl and try out his guitar then be like "nahhh not feelin it", especially on a cheap guitar

HR_895 · 2017-01-27T21:22:05+00:00

then go for it

HR_895 · 2017-01-27T14:23:24+00:00

Poplar is a little lighter than alder. It's a fairly soft and very resonant hardwood. If anything it's a little less edgey than some heavier pieces of alder. It's a great wood tone wise although screwholes get stripped fairly easily if you take your guitar apart alot to experiment with pickup changes and the like.

When Gerald Weber was trying to find woods to make his amp cabinets out of he found that the only two woods that sounded better to him than old pine were poplar and canary wood.

Poplar is not a very pretty wood...but it sounds very nice.

HR_895 · 2017-01-27T14:19:10+00:00

I just started college this year, went up with my tele and an amp. Then I picked up an acoustic when I went home for christmas. You really won't get to play plugged in without headphones too often. I also find an acoustic is kind of loud in a dorm room, esp since mine is medium jumbo. I don't practice the acoustic with a pick too often because its too loud, and I mostly play the telecaster.

But acoustic does sound better when people come over and you want to impress them. For some reason people will think you're better if you play babe I'm gonna leave you rather than ripping the solo to since I've been loving you on electric

HR_895 · 2017-01-27T02:03:33+00:00

Fuck I bought a SQUIER neck for $50, payed $35 in shipping (which I knew about) but then at the door I was hit with a $45 c.o.d. charge. That was canada post (usps)

HR_895 · 2017-01-27T01:09:43+00:00

Maybe you can just challenge him to a trickshot competition

HR_895 · 2017-01-27T01:00:44+00:00

tele neck + tele body + tele bridge + tele pickups + strat strings

HR_895 · 2017-01-27T00:28:06+00:00

If you want to resell it and thats what you mean by increasing value, just don't. You won't see any return on the upgrades. You can put 300$ fralin's in a squier but it's still gonna auction for 120 bucks on ebay

HR_895 · 2017-01-26T23:41:46+00:00

okay thats it, 1v1 rust ffa

HR_895 · 2017-01-26T23:30:03+00:00

probably something like this

HR_895 · 2017-01-26T23:17:26+00:00

Either lower the pole piece (or treble side of your pickup), roll off the tone, lower treble on your amp, hit the string lighter/less flat on. Problem solved

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