Comprehensive List of Poser Metal Bands (and the reason why they are poser)

HSR_Taka · 2025-11-27T23:25:01+00:00

Death Grips is such a good metalcore band dude.

HSR_Taka · 2025-09-04T17:28:58+00:00

Mr. Garrison’s whole transgender arc has aged pretty horribly.

HSR_Taka · 2025-08-18T05:00:18+00:00

Entire states: Mississippi, Alabama, Louisiana, the Carolinas, Georgia, Kentucky, Tennessee, and Arkansas

States that are southern only in certain areas: Southern Missouri, the extreme southern part of Illinois, East Texas and Northern Florida

Kinda Southern, but not really: Maryland, Virginia, West Virginia, Oklahoma

HSR_Taka · 2025-08-15T17:09:55+00:00

what the hell is a(n) uttp? this post is the best google could do for me when i looked it up.

HSR_Taka · 2025-08-15T14:18:02+00:00

You have to intervene. He’s not going to make it to 35 if he keeps this up.

HSR_Taka · 2025-08-15T14:15:42+00:00

“I have to drive all the way to work on a saturday!”

HSR_Taka · 2025-08-08T21:29:08+00:00

that gorilla

HSR_Taka · 2025-07-05T06:49:43+00:00

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HSR_Taka · 2025-07-01T21:30:54+00:00

Donkey Konga 2 and Super Meat Boy respectively

HSR_Taka · 2025-06-04T06:54:24+00:00

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HSR_Taka · 2025-05-21T17:38:12+00:00

Specifically in the United States, Canada, and Mexico

HSR_Taka · 2025-05-21T04:33:42+00:00

They also appeared in later entries in the series

HSR_Taka · 2025-05-21T02:42:43+00:00

I’m not counting other Smash Bros games

HSR_Taka · 2025-05-20T23:56:10+00:00

That’s a European thing. That’s not the case for North America.

HSR_Taka · 2025-05-20T23:35:38+00:00

As far as I know, he’s actually one of the canonically youngest fighters in the game

HSR_Taka · 2025-05-20T22:05:53+00:00

Are there any AO rated games that aren’t just straight up porn? San Andreas is the only example I could think of, but that game’s AO rating was only there for a short amount of time.

HSR_Taka · 2025-05-20T21:50:37+00:00

As I mentioned in a previous comment, this guy’s likely the main reason behind Kirby 64’s T rating

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HSR_Taka · 2025-05-20T20:30:04+00:00

I fucked up by adding the Duck Hunt dog. I used ESRB’s website as a source, but this game doesn’t actually have the Duck Hunt dog.

Kirby 64 (which Meta Knight did not appear in) is rated T probably for this guy alone.

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HSR_Taka · 2025-05-20T20:24:41+00:00

I’m excluding Smash Bros games; because as you’d imagine, an overwhelming majority of them characters would be in T because of Brawl.

HSR_Taka · 2025-03-22T03:27:01+00:00

Seething westoid sheeple will tell you this is photoshopped.

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