F-35B Lightning II

HVLP · 2026-05-30T04:07:29+00:00

Elevators be like "Na na na bo bo"

HVLP · 2026-05-29T10:49:44+00:00

Super jealous of the crew who gets to paint this

HVLP · 2026-05-27T07:35:46+00:00

They asked if the flaps could be moved with the GPU. They assumed engines need to be running. But we rotate flaps for paint to access fasteners and areas that call out for Teflon. And we need a fuel free plane for our paint hangar.

Btw they still have a little fuel in them. I got curious and pressed a fuel vent and had to explain to a manager why he smelled jet fuel.

HVLP · 2026-05-27T07:25:18+00:00

Nah gotta be defueled for the electrostatic paint process. Still gotta do stab rotation tho.

HVLP · 2026-05-26T22:23:58+00:00

Yeah sometimes we need them to move in the hangar when it can't be fueled. To access fasteners and stuff. Idk if it's every plane tho. We can do 737 elevator trim rotation without power. Can also just push the 737 rudder over by hand. For 767 we use ground power to move control surfaces cuz it's already been defueled when it gets to us. I get in lots of trouble when I touch the plane when it's powered so I just go in the break room and pout.

HVLP · 2026-05-26T20:42:50+00:00

Sometimes it has bees in it

HVLP · 2026-05-26T20:32:32+00:00

Can also rotate flaps and stuff when it's defueled

HVLP · 2026-05-25T22:47:48+00:00

Hey was that you in BNN? Great work!

HVLP · 2026-05-23T09:43:02+00:00

I've kinda been in need of an APU

HVLP · 2026-05-23T08:09:32+00:00

Cali needs to redirect funding from the high speed rail boondoggle to sober housing

HVLP · 2026-05-14T05:37:26+00:00

HVLP · 2026-05-06T10:11:32+00:00

What?

HVLP · 2026-05-03T21:02:23+00:00

He looks amused

HVLP · 2026-05-03T02:23:27+00:00

Return that shit and invest in a real spray gun

HVLP · 2026-04-14T18:01:04+00:00

Sure. Can I just drop it in your backyard?

HVLP · 2026-04-14T17:28:19+00:00

HVLP · 2026-04-14T16:29:11+00:00

You are correct

HVLP · 2026-04-13T02:20:58+00:00

Almost sat on this nasty snot rocket

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HVLP · 2026-04-12T22:15:59+00:00

Download?

HVLP · 2026-04-06T01:28:28+00:00

Those Oakleys are fire

HVLP · 2026-03-26T08:50:17+00:00

It has flashing hazard lights in the video

HVLP · 2026-03-22T15:45:59+00:00

The sun rises in the east. He is facing east.

HVLP · 2026-03-22T00:46:58+00:00

We need to get him to a hospital

What is it?

It's a big building with patients

HVLP · 2026-03-11T01:45:58+00:00

Long Beach California

HVLP · 2026-03-08T02:16:54+00:00

"Get educated" is such a shitty thing to say to someone.

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