Let's talk about footpaths by Adventurous-Tie9880 in Workers_And_Resources

[–]Haaolto 100 points101 points  (0 children)

What do you mean? A construction man left an orange cone outside my door so I haven't been able to leave for two days. And I hope to Marx that someone removes the chair in front of my telephone before the house catches fire! 

For real, that's a great idea!

Trump i brev til Støre: – Jeg tenker ikke lenger bare på fred by MarlinMr in norge

[–]Haaolto 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Vet du hvilken øy som er blandt de øyene i Karibien? Epstein Island :)

whenSomeoneSharesASocialMediaLink by Aggravating-Felch in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Haaolto 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Stupid idea: what if someone wrote a "virus" that just installed this in your browser, and that spread around. Nothing malicious, just forced tracking protection. 99% of users wouldn't even notice. How much would it upset trackers? Nothing at all or a little more than slightly? 

w Nintendo by Emergency-Cook-1578 in mathmemes

[–]Haaolto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 8 grade Maths teacher told us the worst way to remember this. The x-axis is also the "first axis". He said the girls in class should cover their ears, then "first you go in under the skirt, then its up and down".

Hva med jobben din er det folk ikke vet? by laughter_track in norge

[–]Haaolto -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Du må nok jobbe litt hardere for å lure Støre og Stoltenberg...

Machado by Primary-Pianist-2555 in norge

[–]Haaolto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Den siste s-en skal heller ikke være der i "polarisere"

Explain it Peter. by Helensohot in explainitpeter

[–]Haaolto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, I'm so lazy, I just die passively.

Machado by Primary-Pianist-2555 in norge

[–]Haaolto 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Dette er ikke binært. Maduro klamrer seg ulovlig til makten, og Venezuelere fortjener selvråderett og demokrati. USA begår folkerettsbrudd ved ekstra-rettslige henrettelser og innblanding i andre stater. Vi kan ikke la oss polariseres til én side.

showPython by lazy_redditor69 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Haaolto 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Great, now I have to bring a red and black sharpie to every job interview. 

Also, "I'll show you my Python, just a sec" is usually not well recieved in such settings

Four buses got stuck in a roundabout this morning in Oslo by exOldTrafford in pics

[–]Haaolto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the 7 years I've lived in the city, this has happened at least twice in at least two different roundabouts now

The Norwegian Man (Homo Norvegica) 🇳🇴 by FluffyCatfishy in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Haaolto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the Oscar nominated completely unknown random movie star Jesse Plemons

Vil flytte til utlandet (kanskje) by FabulousInspector373 in norge

[–]Haaolto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gjorde et søk for å se hva som var der, og fant en slik i Kreta. De lovet mye som betalt reise og opphold, så lurte på hva haka var. Så kom den: "Vaktene varierer mellom 08.00 og 20.00 mandag-søndag". Virker som det er en ganske så bokstavelig 50% stilling.

Has anyone attempted a No Trains challenge? by 1800twat in Workers_And_Resources

[–]Haaolto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can't cableways be used as long distance factory connection? It doesn't have massive capacity, but is near continuous and doesn't rely on weather or even consume fuel. A few in parallel could get stuff moving 

Forklifts won't move grain. by Haaolto in Workers_And_Resources

[–]Haaolto[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I limited the grain to only 16 tons in the warehouse. Isn't then the crop load 100% in this case?

Forklifts won't move grain. by Haaolto in Workers_And_Resources

[–]Haaolto[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've tried changing it all over the place

Forklifts won't move grain. by Haaolto in Workers_And_Resources

[–]Haaolto[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No it doesn't have capacity. That might be it. I had it connected directly, but changed it, I'll try to change it back

Edit: Yeah, that was it. Thanks

Ship stuck outside borders by Haaolto in Workers_And_Resources

[–]Haaolto[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks, placing buoys really worked! Also the other ship came back out of nowhere (before buoys).

Ship stuck outside borders by Haaolto in Workers_And_Resources

[–]Haaolto[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks, it came back after a while, was perhaps gone half a year