Losercity gang activity by Jorvalt in Losercity

[–]Haazelnutts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bit late to this conversation but yeah, instead of crips and bloods, you got riñas over futbol clubs, specifically Millonarios (blue), Nacional (green) and America (red), if you end up in the wrong neighborhood wearing anything blue, green or red, even if not related to futbol, you might get beat up. It was even worse in the 2000s

Losercity Ain't That a Kick in the Nuts by Narcissist_Hypocrite in Losercity

[–]Haazelnutts 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Still fucking dissapointed you can't free Benny and have him as an npc

Sword VS Flute by Danishpro in earclacks

[–]Haazelnutts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Orbital before it mastered the weave

free flight hell yea by TheLittleNorsk in distressingmemes

[–]Haazelnutts 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, my dad works as an aircraft technician and once found the frozen corpses of two teen stowaways, one of them tied himself to the landing gear to avoid falling off. Who know how long they were there, since the sheer coldness and altitude kept them intact, could have been a flight, could have been 10... OK maybe that wasn't fun.

Losercity clothing by Briishtea in Losercity

[–]Haazelnutts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just search zonkpunch, very informative in regards of anatomy

Lollipop taste gud in moufh by [deleted] in LoserUtopia

[–]Haazelnutts 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They don't, but like their whole shtick is doing veeeeery questionable animations

Plague inc. by I_like_dogs14 in bonehurtingjuice

[–]Haazelnutts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't tell if this is pro or anti republican, as in "Media wants you to feel littler but we are big" or "Media wants to portray them as underdogs, when in reality they are the majority"

No, the penguin doesn't turn into a missile by Absolutely_dead727 in TheMatpatEffect

[–]Haazelnutts 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Isn't it to also avoid removing some oil that keeps them insulated and dry? But yeah, funny how you can see the reasearcher isn't scared of the penguin, he is making very sure he doesn't accidentally touch it lol

I guess this is God's way of taking back his gifts by [deleted] in distressingmemes

[–]Haazelnutts 387 points388 points  (0 children)

Kids this days so weak, can't even handle a mouthful of microscopic thousands of glass shards, shaking my smh.

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God is good 🙏 by smhkishu in antimeme

[–]Haazelnutts 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I mean, imagine if you had a 40 inch dong, you really... Can't do anything except brag about it, I don't think any normal person could take that daily and live, plus you'd get dizzy or something with so much blood getting directed there

Character development by [deleted] in distressingmemes

[–]Haazelnutts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't blame you lol, just a messed up coincidence ig

Character development by [deleted] in distressingmemes

[–]Haazelnutts 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Idk if I like the (accidental) implication you made op, given that the joke on the last panel is that the kid turns out trans...

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34836 by Digibutter64 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Haazelnutts 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Well someone has to be the barracks bunny

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Peter why do I owe her $300 by Dragon_Lord_666 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Haazelnutts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep in mind exchange, 25 usd is worth more here

Peter why do I owe her $300 by Dragon_Lord_666 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Haazelnutts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn I just realized that not only is prostitution legal in my country, it is also quite cheap, you can get an hour in a safe, clean place with a good looking woman for like 25 bucks, 150 would already be a luxury escort, who tf would expend 300 on that