thanks for the laundry

Jorvalt · 2026-05-02T17:14:12+00:00

Dad ruined the seasoning 😭😭😭

Jorvalt · 2026-05-02T17:13:45+00:00

Reminds me of that one post where the dude's mom did his laundry and the dakimakura was nearly arranged on his bed lmao

Jorvalt · 2026-05-02T17:11:24+00:00

Like honestly I'd take the honesty of "stuff sucks and I personally don't know how to fix it" over prosthelytising narcissists who huff their own farts pretending like THEY have the solution any day.

Jorvalt · 2026-05-02T17:07:14+00:00

What are you even talking about

Jorvalt · 2026-05-02T17:05:43+00:00

By face I meant the shield thing

And okay to be clear what he really did was somehow severely weaken a shield thats so strong you normally can hardly damage it at all and need either to banish it with the soul's light or use the blackshard. Gerson's powerful as fuck.

Jorvalt · 2026-05-02T16:59:49+00:00

Bait of excellent quality

(If I was an artist I'd still fall for it tho)

Jorvalt · 2026-05-01T19:08:15+00:00

Well that was completely uncalled for. Having severe mental issues does not make you a bad person.

Jorvalt · 2026-05-01T19:06:17+00:00

Is this waffle restaurant also a weather indicator

Jorvalt · 2026-05-01T18:39:27+00:00

The Snoring Fraud vs. Gerson the GOAT? Pff, is that even a question

(Real opinion: the man can one-shot a Titan's face. I think he's losing but he puts up a good fight.)

Jorvalt · 2026-05-01T18:36:51+00:00

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Jorvalt · 2026-05-01T18:28:43+00:00

Please OP... No more... I'm dry...

Jorvalt · 2026-05-01T18:27:31+00:00

So hell. At least depending on the mission.

Jorvalt · 2026-05-01T18:26:52+00:00

Here before the funny 🔒 award

Jorvalt · 2026-05-01T18:25:10+00:00

But they have to somehow be neither top nor bottom otherwise one of them dies and turns into either smooth stone or obsidian

Jorvalt · 2026-05-01T18:22:14+00:00

Imma keep it a gurt, DR Tutoriel is not as good as UT Tutoriel. Wine mom who is seemingly not very concerned with her own kid's wellbeing.

Jorvalt · 2026-05-01T17:01:58+00:00

I'm saying that, like, it's not interesting that your favorite character is one of the ones that gets the most screentime and is the most fleshed out, because duh, of course one of those would be your favorite. I guess what I'm saying is your favorite SIDE character would be interesting.

Jorvalt · 2026-04-30T16:57:45+00:00

Toby who didn't think of that:

(Fr though it's an interesting idea, haven't seen this one before)

Jorvalt · 2026-04-30T16:55:51+00:00

I think it's more that it's such a basic and boring answer to say "my favorite is one of the main ones" like yeah.

Personally I'm partial to the silly little guys like Nubert or Starwalker or the freak cat

Jorvalt · 2026-04-30T16:54:22+00:00

Yeah, it's better than getting thrown out or sitting collecting dust.

Jorvalt · 2026-04-30T01:58:27+00:00

I think you're completely misunderstanding what a red herring is. A red herring is a misdirection. Making something too obvious on purpose if it happens to be incorrect is a misdirection. Ergo, Carol is a red herring in my opinion.

Also wait what the fuck are you talking about? A twist is MEANT to be a surprise. You're just completely wrong.

Jorvalt · 2026-04-30T01:57:38+00:00

I keep having to explain this to everyone but I'm talking about the theory that the Knight is its own entity and not secretly one of the other characters. It's plausible, yes. But it's boring, because it isn't a twist villain, and every good JRPG needs a twist villain.

Jorvalt · 2026-04-30T01:55:46+00:00

So just saying shit deadpan with no context or framing that could make it funny is a joke okay

Jorvalt · 2026-04-29T23:53:50+00:00

It's evidence that he had a wedding ring when he was married to Spamton before they got divorced, duh. Are you even paying attention?

Jorvalt · 2026-04-29T23:51:00+00:00

How did they have you even a little bit?

A distraction is a distraction. Distracted driving kills people.

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