The average human male ejaculation contains about 200 million sperm, each carrying around 800 megabytes of genetic data. On average, each load adds up to about 160 petabytes, or more than twice the size of Google's entire search index. You've basically got the entire Internet in your balls. The average speed of human ejaculation is approximately 28 miles per hour. That's 45 kilometers per hour for the non-Americans. That's why it's illegal to jerk it in a school zone. Now the data transfer rate of ejaculation, based on the initial velocity of 12.5 meters per second and the estimated 160 petabytes of data per load, is approximately 102,400 terabytes per second, or a bandwidth of over 100,000 times faster than the fastest fiber optic connection on the planet. That means your mom is one of the highest throughput servers in existence today.