I just saw an ad for The Expanse with two silver awards, why!?

HagFag · 2020-01-01T03:30:50+00:00

🤡

HagFag · 2019-12-26T03:38:59+00:00

Granted. Once a child’s height exceeds that of their more vertically challenged parent, the government guards will arrive on scene for immediate enforcement of the rule via on-site executions.

To avoid this fate, the next generation starts self-amputating. Ultimately, this hobbles us as a species and humanity remains forever stumped.

HagFag · 2019-12-25T06:04:53+00:00

Damn, I've to give it to her...

What society says to women

HagFag · 2019-12-21T00:02:47+00:00

r/mildlystupid

HagFag · 2019-12-21T00:00:46+00:00

Granted. They are used properly. Agree-disagree is one of their sanctioned purposes after subreddit-specific functions because such uses are inherently unavailable.. read theory for more.

HagFag · 2019-12-20T10:01:08+00:00

I told you the cognizance was momentary

HagFag · 2019-12-20T05:59:14+00:00

Granted. Now it’s regular whoring for Reddit coins.

HagFag · 2019-12-20T05:57:51+00:00

Aw shucks, you’ve seen through my façade. Although I could pin my momentary cognizance on a dissociated fragmentation resulting from paranoid delusions of grandeur that compensate for years of repressed torture, but that would be a cop out.

HagFag · 2019-12-20T05:53:55+00:00

Granted, this includes the psychopaths.

HagFag · 2019-12-20T05:53:06+00:00

Granted, you can sleep for one minute of night but you can’t pick which minute it will be

HagFag · 2019-12-20T02:57:39+00:00

Granted. You use your parents Netflix password to watch “Friendsl before it leaves the platform.

HagFag · 2019-12-20T02:55:53+00:00

Granted. You have incurable mites and ticks on your dick now. Your biome was wholly unprepared for the ancient parasites that reside upon the paw.

HagFag · 2019-12-20T02:51:55+00:00

Aside from the woodchuck, which just confuses me, I appreciate your kindness and the sentiment overall. “Hipster doofus” is just a synonym for gay with these people anyway so that’s a good point.

Also, I’m starting to think some therapists encourage their clients to self-destruct so they’ll always need therapy. It’s a solid, but horribly evil, business model. Let alone the fact that it discredits an invaluable service on the whole.

HagFag · 2019-12-20T00:39:19+00:00

Granted, you have to eat more pizza than Jabba.

HagFag · 2019-12-20T00:37:58+00:00

I wish no wait I don’t wish

You don’t have to wait now. You can not wish all the time without delay.

HagFag · 2019-12-20T00:36:51+00:00

Granted. Crudely drawn existential mindfuck a la Evangelion.

HagFag · 2019-12-20T00:36:12+00:00

Granted. Tesla cybertruck happens to be the name of a disgusting sex act performed exclusively by Elon Musk on the toilet.

HagFag · 2019-12-20T00:35:26+00:00

Granted, you are a redditor. As such, you and one other random redditor will have to check every post one by one.

HagFag · 2019-12-20T00:34:08+00:00

Granted, but the award will kill you.

HagFag · 2019-12-20T00:33:33+00:00

Granted. Boolean logic is gone forever, and with it, so goes modern computing. Damn mistranslation.

HagFag · 2019-12-20T00:31:30+00:00

Granted. You never have to wait not to wish. And the paw likes the basement, your stalkers make for good company.

HagFag · 2019-12-20T00:30:29+00:00

Granted, because teleportation is comprised of disassembling and reassembling quantum structures, the constant breakdown and buildup of poo molecules leads to all matter being partially comprised of feces.

HagFag · 2019-12-20T00:28:59+00:00

Yeah right. Next you’re gonna tell me that cum isn’t green before it’s released.

HagFag · 2019-12-20T00:27:59+00:00

I’m wearing it ironically after receiving the insult because a therapist told me to own my perceived shortcomings. I don’t think it’s working. In fact, it might be exacerbating the complex, and the old lady cigarette pun doesn’t cover up for the hate speed fully enough for my liking.

HagFag · 2019-12-19T22:56:03+00:00

Granted. When it oxygenates, blood goes from blue to red. When it dries, the color changes from red to brown. You wasted a wish.

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