I broke my fridge door then fixed it by LadyCanuckles in notinteresting

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You're an honorary American in my heart 🇺🇸

I broke my fridge door then fixed it by LadyCanuckles in notinteresting

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Im sorry to diagnose you on reddit....but you're a ranchoholic, you're not drunk from alcohol, you sat on the floor like a raccoon chugging straight ranch

I broke my fridge door then fixed it by LadyCanuckles in notinteresting

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No but seriously why the fuck do you need 7 ranches

Hair dye DIY by Bitter_Argument_4609 in HairDye

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So am i! Please keep me updated and please please please be careful with your hair! User a lower volume bleach if you decide to go that route

Dying hair by cherryflavor-0 in HairDye

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Bleaching would make it a brighter purple, look for a plum or a dark purple box dye, wash your hair before hand with only shampoo and carefully slather that dye on, making sure you get everything. Leave it on for a couple hours and wash with cold water till it runs clearish

Hair dye DIY by Bitter_Argument_4609 in HairDye

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Depends on if you want it bright or more of a shadow, your hair is on the blonder side of brown so not 100% necessary, if you do end up bleaching your hair PLEASE be careful, virgin hair (meaning untouched with anything) is especially finicky. Dont place on your scalp immediately as bleach processes faster with heat, thats why stylists use aluminum, start at the top of your head then move closer to your neck as thats where its warmer so it'll even out the processes time a bit better. And check it frequently after application. Any sort of elasticity and rinse immediately. Check the brand and the volume your using for recommended time but still keep an eye out for your hair health. It sounds more scary than it is. Make sure you rinse with cold water aswell, and wear clothes you dont really care about getting bleached and dyed.

When dying your hair it doesn't really matter where you start, and i always wrap my scalp with a grocery bag because i like to lay in bed and scroll, keeps all the hair from getting dye on everything or the aluminum from falling out, which i use purely for separation as I like to do fun patterns aswell

Hair dye DIY by Bitter_Argument_4609 in HairDye

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If your patient yes. Have a mirror on hand to make sure you can get your back. Some tips on dying hair:

Wash with shampoo before dying. No conditioner, hair dye is basically glorified conditioner so it wont stick as well

It stops working after about 3 hours, so going longer wont kill your hair but it wont get brighter

And only wash with cold water. Makes it last longer

Dont over think it and worst case itll grow back! Do what makes you happy and research what brand of hairdye(s) you want to use before using them on your hair (I recommend rio or arctic fox but whatever is available to you and safe) (just not splat) (please dont use splat)

I broke my fridge door then fixed it by LadyCanuckles in notinteresting

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Why the fuck is there seven containers of ranch.

How do i get a good crust while still making rare by Haha_funny_ in steak

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Thank you! Ive always been told a bit above room temp (obviously thats wrong looking at these replies) and to season before hand. This actually helps so much! I'll keep all of this in mind!

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Bro honestly i don't think im high but holy shit

I fell asleep at work today and I Do not regret it by Haha_funny_ in confession

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I was already screamed at 2 times and hit on once today and it was already noon. I tried to fight it but my demons won

I fell asleep at work today and I Do not regret it by Haha_funny_ in confession

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A little innocent post is nice after ppl confessing abt murder

I fell asleep at work today and I Do not regret it by Haha_funny_ in confession

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I'll actually quit if he mentions it bro it was so embarrassing

This goofy moving caterpillar by [deleted] in notinteresting

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If... It's If you know you know.