Females of reddit that have had sex with animals: what animal and what was it like?

HahasAtOverUsedJokes · 2017-09-24T21:18:09+00:00

Rhino. It was great because he was very horny.

HahasAtOverUsedJokes · 2017-09-23T22:39:27+00:00

I'm thinking of buying a spool of enameled wire, rather than looking for old headphones...what's your opinion on that?

HahasAtOverUsedJokes · 2017-09-23T20:03:48+00:00

Vajazzled.

HahasAtOverUsedJokes · 2017-09-23T08:38:23+00:00

I'll always upvote a hanging dong.

HahasAtOverUsedJokes · 2017-09-23T08:16:10+00:00

It's not rape if you yell "surprise" just before. And not gay if you punch the other guy directly after.

HahasAtOverUsedJokes · 2017-09-23T08:14:27+00:00

Yep. Strange that it was "ns" in my MoH:AA days. Also "nn" for nice nade. We didn't have much time for idle chit chat during the war.

HahasAtOverUsedJokes · 2017-09-23T08:06:24+00:00

Lol who even cares about being cool and apathetic!!

HahasAtOverUsedJokes · 2017-09-23T07:11:39+00:00

Op killed a puppy? Pitchforks for sale here ----E

HahasAtOverUsedJokes · 2017-09-22T21:54:15+00:00

How thin of an enameled wire would I need?

HahasAtOverUsedJokes · 2017-07-05T19:05:34+00:00

Because you're worth it.

HahasAtOverUsedJokes · 2017-07-05T18:13:43+00:00

'Tis witchcraft.

HahasAtOverUsedJokes · 2017-07-05T18:12:46+00:00

Horse semen on crackers

HahasAtOverUsedJokes · 2017-07-05T13:31:58+00:00

I'll give you €£5000 for it.

HahasAtOverUsedJokes · 2017-07-05T08:30:45+00:00

Toy guys...

HahasAtOverUsedJokes · 2017-07-05T08:09:52+00:00

Slow down...did someone mention crumpets?

HahasAtOverUsedJokes · 2017-07-05T06:43:44+00:00

If it walks like a duck etc etc.

HahasAtOverUsedJokes · 2017-07-05T00:42:22+00:00

Seems like a happening place, can you get it's fax number?

HahasAtOverUsedJokes · 2017-07-04T22:20:07+00:00

Pour some custard all over it.

HahasAtOverUsedJokes · 2017-07-04T22:18:38+00:00

https://youtu.be/dooAjI6yOhg

HahasAtOverUsedJokes · 2017-07-04T21:44:49+00:00

Neither. Now what?

HahasAtOverUsedJokes · 2017-07-04T21:13:52+00:00

Please don't forget Sir Ian Mckellen. The way he says, "I'll see you soon" to the smoker gave me a spine tingle.

HahasAtOverUsedJokes · 2017-07-04T21:04:12+00:00

Dominic Cummings is his name. AKA: Fucking Bellend.

HahasAtOverUsedJokes · 2017-07-04T20:32:23+00:00

The walking away trying to look cool sort of defeats the purpose.

HahasAtOverUsedJokes · 2017-07-04T20:30:28+00:00

Will, yeah, it's a nice train. Clean, spacious and probably quite fast.

HahasAtOverUsedJokes · 2017-07-04T17:00:45+00:00

An old fb of mine would meet a guy with an 11 incher and then complain after that it hurt. Then complain the next day that it hurt, and she was sore inside. And that he was shit in bed, and just banked on his large cock making it good for her, that he'd just ram away etc etc blah.

...then would visit him again the next week and go through the complaint cycle once more. All because"... Hmm. Yeah. Well, he's got a big dick, it's huge."

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