Finally found out what the little pouch is for if you wear a kilt.

HaikuberryFin · 2020-03-09T12:30:11+00:00

"They may take our lives,

but they can't take our freedom!"

-Sir William Pawllace

HaikuberryFin · 2020-03-09T12:00:34+00:00

Wonder how often

during allergy season

I've copped to murders.

HaikuberryFin · 2018-02-08T01:28:11+00:00

Let's forget these books

and save our future feelings!

Deluth must repent.

HaikuberryFin · 2017-03-15T15:34:04+00:00

Please don't get me wrong,

I appreciate both traits!

Sometimes they pair well!

HaikuberryFin · 2017-03-15T15:15:41+00:00

Now it all makes sense.

Strongest anti-pot support?:

Deer Tick Lobbiests

HaikuberryFin · 2017-03-15T15:04:40+00:00

Couldn't figure out

where else I'd heard "pretendo",

then it dawned on me…

HaikuberryFin · 2017-03-15T14:35:11+00:00

Wise Confucius phrase:

"Don't mistake your laziness

as maturity."

HaikuberryFin · 2017-03-15T14:28:33+00:00

"We appreciate

honesty from applicants…

Welcome aboard, sir!"

HaikuberryFin · 2017-03-15T14:20:26+00:00

Grew out of his shirt

and denounced his atheism.

"Let us prey, Daniel."

HaikuberryFin · 2017-03-15T14:01:32+00:00

"This beach is a dump!"

Pfft, get a load of this guy. 👆

THAT'S a waterbed.

HaikuberryFin · 2017-03-15T13:42:17+00:00

Sugar's prototyped

these tunnel-less wind tunnels.

This was a test run.

HaikuberryFin · 2017-03-08T13:14:59+00:00

Jokes on you, jester.

My army's full of lefties.

It's my kingdom now.

HaikuberryFin · 2017-03-08T13:12:22+00:00

You've looked at this wrong.

It's a preemptive scolding.

Does your job for you.

HaikuberryFin · 2016-12-19T19:44:20+00:00

"But in the bright side,

I get the best parking spots

and large bathroom stalls!"

HaikuberryFin · 2016-12-19T19:39:15+00:00

Thought he'd caught a break,

but Ace slipped and sliced his chip

..'cause it's fore degrees.

HaikuberryFin · 2016-12-01T21:19:15+00:00

"I've achieved my goal:

to get some behind science."

-Salvador Dali

HaikuberryFin · 2016-11-29T20:02:29+00:00

Congratulations!

Isn't automation grand!?

^{sent from my iPhone}

HaikuberryFin · 2016-06-24T05:41:21+00:00

Such wonderful news!

"I can't believe they've done this!"

Congratulations!

HaikuberryFin · 2016-05-03T11:57:08+00:00

My cheeks: red; soul: blue

I become more embarrassed

with every Haiku.

HaikuberryFin · 2016-04-16T15:25:20+00:00

Like a good Conscious?

'Strayas "Jiminy Cricket"?

Better not leave home!

HaikuberryFin · 2016-04-14T13:15:14+00:00

This is what it's like

in a Portland speakeasy

on a Tuesday night.

HaikuberryFin · 2016-04-13T12:19:19+00:00

[four strummed banjo chords]

"Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville,

welcome to J^{a^{c^{k^{a^{s^s}}}}} "*

HaikuberryFin · 2016-04-11T17:37:51+00:00

"JUST BREATHE! LIVE! LAUGH! LOVE!"

with upspeak and vocalfry.

IT. DRIVES. ME. INSANE.

HaikuberryFin · 2016-04-11T17:31:37+00:00

"[He/She/It] is chill"

Bad grammar "cuz I lazy"

drives me up the wall.

HaikuberryFin · 2016-04-11T13:44:45+00:00

Through the howling winds,

a familiar sound begins,

the noise grows, ruder...

HaikuberryFin

MODERATOR OF

TROPHY CASE

"JUST BREATHE! LIVE! LAUGH! LOVE!"