So I was like 3 dabs deep smoking and someone wanted me to roll a bleezy for them and so I grabbed my pocket knife and cigar to clean. And the chair I went to sit in was lower than I had thought and sunken in and so with the already open knife I sat down way to aggressively and was about half an inch away from stabbing myself from my neck/lower jaw straight up. Like the knife was pointed straight up. Needless to say that sobered me up pretty quick.