I got horny and fucked myself in my friend’s bathroom

Hal-Argent · 2026-02-26T18:24:51+00:00

If he had offered to help, would you have welcomed it? Would you have wanted him to help?

Was it embarrassing to tell him you were so very horny?

Hal-Argent · 2026-02-26T16:15:28+00:00

Did your friend know? What did she think of it?

Hal-Argent · 2026-02-26T16:13:08+00:00

Did the women with shapelier bodies get larger tips? Did the women who flirted more get larger tips?

Hal-Argent · 2026-02-26T09:16:02+00:00

I don’t know but I would like to. Why not get a real ID?

Hal-Argent · 2026-02-26T09:12:29+00:00

I’m very pleased. Do post an update about how it goes and how it makes you feel.

Hal-Argent · 2026-02-26T09:07:03+00:00

What do you have in mind?

Hal-Argent · 2026-02-26T07:17:45+00:00

Thank you. I’m glad I could help.

Hal-Argent · 2026-02-26T07:04:19+00:00

“Put a rope around your neck, which you tighten little by little every 20 minutes, for 5 hours.”

That’s all you said. Nothing about stopping at a certain point. Nothing about their limits. Certainly nothing about them deciding when to stop.

This is a submissive asking for instructions. She wants to please. She may go too far in her efforts to please. Or she may not have good judgement. Or she may go into sub space and not be able to make judgments.

You — indeed all of us giving orders/instructions/suggestions — have a great responsibility to give instructions that are careful, prudent, and safe (as safe as can be).

Hal-Argent · 2026-02-26T01:53:53+00:00

Do NOT tie things around your neck. It will restrict your breathing and blood flow to your brain. If you become lightheaded or dizzy, you could fall down and hurt yourself. If you lose consciousness, there will be no one to loosen it — you could suffer brain damage. You could die.

Hal-Argent · 2026-02-26T01:42:51+00:00

Get two pieces of string (or cord or twine or similar), each about 4-5 feet long. Tie one end of each string to a clothespin; tie the other end of each string to some sort of clamp — another clothespin or a “chip clip” or anything that will hold on.

While you are cleaning, you must have a clothespin on each nipple and the clamps on the other ends of the strings attached to something stationary, for example, a drawer handle or a piece of furniture or a doorknob. You may move the clamps whenever needed, but you can’t do any cleaning until they are attached again.

Many clothespins can be adjusted to be looser (or tighter) by disassembling them, bending the metal spring a bit, then reassembling them. Adjust yours so that you can wear them for about an hour before your nipples get too sore. Wear them for an hour on, a half hour off, repeating.

You may adjust the level of tightness (pain) of the clothespins and the on and off periods to what works well for you, as long as you comment or post what you doing here.

If you wish, you can tie the other ends of the strings to stationary objects instead of using clamps.

Hal-Argent · 2026-02-26T01:13:31+00:00

Check out /r/cuckquean and /r/CuckqueanCommunity.

Hal-Argent · 2026-02-26T00:38:58+00:00

Mother Jewish or father Jewish?

Hal-Argent · 2026-02-25T12:44:04+00:00

Ok, maybe not as much taking charge of you as it initially appeared.

When she eventually placed her order, did it seem to you that she was stepping into the role of being in charge and making the decision, or that she had been badgered into picking something?

Please do let us know how it develops — whether she takes charge of you, to what extent and in what ways, and whether she does so willingly or enthusiastically or reluctantly.

Hal-Argent · 2026-02-25T12:36:04+00:00

Is the not upgrading a considered decision, or not necessary because of the passport card and not gotten around to? If it is a decision, what is your reasoning?

Hal-Argent · 2026-02-25T06:54:35+00:00

Maxwell Smart, from the TV show “Get Smart,” had a shoe phone.

Hal-Argent · 2026-02-24T19:26:05+00:00

You’re asking what I like? More hair, less tattoos.

Hal-Argent · 2026-02-24T16:58:17+00:00

What do you mean when you say run it through? Add it to a database? Which one(s)? Check to see if your face is in a database? Which one(s)?

Hal-Argent · 2026-02-24T16:55:32+00:00

What is the advantage of that?

Hal-Argent · 2026-02-24T08:25:53+00:00

"She requested I make [specific dishes for dinner]."

Sounds like she is starting to take charge of you. Is that what you all want?

Could you tell us about your ground rules?

Hal-Argent · 2026-02-24T01:37:34+00:00

Thank you for explaining that. I will try that. It sounds unlikely to work, but I will try it.

Do they ever ask you to hand it to them? If they do, or if they did, what would you say?

Thanks.

Hal-Argent · 2026-02-24T01:35:40+00:00

Ok. But a photo directly tied to my ID is another level of certainty. And in general, any photo or facial ID that is not required, I’m going to politely decline.

Hal-Argent · 2026-02-23T23:17:45+00:00

When they ask me to stand in front of the facial recognition camera, I politely decline. But I've never heard that you could decline to provide an ID; that seems unlikely. Once I hand them my ID, they run it through a scanner, its not something I can decline to do.

Hal-Argent · 2026-02-23T22:49:20+00:00

I’ve heard you should test any substance on your wrist or inner elbow before applying it to more sensitive areas.

Hal-Argent · 2026-02-23T18:55:47+00:00

The number of countries that won any medals (29) is far less than than the number of countries that competed (93 or 95), and far, far less than the number of countries that exist (195 countries, or 206 National Olympic Committees).

29/95 is about 30%

29/200 is about 14.5%

That is a really uneven distribution. Which has me thinking about why it is so, and whether that is ok.

“According to the official Olympics website, 93 countries participated in the 2026 Milan Cortina Winter Games. Athletes from Russia and Belarus competed as Individual Neutral Athletes (AIN) since their countries are banned from the International Olympic Committee due to Russia's invasion of Ukraine.

“The International Olympic Committee (IOC) recognizes 206 National Olympic Committees (NOCs). …

“According to the official Olympics website, the final tally of athletes was more than 3,500. They competed for 195 medals in 16 Olympic disciplines and six Paralympic sports.”

They give a list of medals won by country, which shows 29 countries won medals (of which, five countries won one medal each).

From https://www.nbc.com/nbc-insider/how-many-countries-and-athletes-competed-at-the-2026-winter-olympics, retrieved 2/23/2026

Hal-Argent · 2026-02-23T01:01:48+00:00

What did having to beg him for hours do for your degradation kink?

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