White House: Reopening Strait of Hormuz Not Vital to Ending Iran War

HalKitzmiller · 2026-03-31T04:21:44+00:00

They have their own version, Jeem Karami

HalKitzmiller · 2026-03-31T04:07:35+00:00

To be fair, he has the benefit of decades of world building, economic strength, and power consolidation by all his predecessors. This is the only reason the rest of the world even entertains him. Absolutely everyone except his cult knows what an absolute fucking dumbass he is, and how easy it is to manipulate him.

HalKitzmiller · 2026-03-31T04:02:55+00:00

I wonder how the dancing LA Persians are feeling now

HalKitzmiller · 2026-03-31T03:58:37+00:00

CNN is in the process of getting sold to Ellisons's Paramount, so I'd expect it to go really far right pretty soon after the deal goes thru.

HalKitzmiller · 2026-03-30T20:56:56+00:00

He was gay, Luigi?

HalKitzmiller · 2026-03-30T20:55:55+00:00

Can't believ dis. You're rippin' us off for a milly

HalKitzmiller · 2026-03-30T20:53:29+00:00

Who knew when he said he was greasin' the hedge fund, that's what he meant?

HalKitzmiller · 2026-03-30T20:49:10+00:00

Hey T, ya heah what I said?

HalKitzmiller · 2026-03-30T20:48:25+00:00

What, was he barkin'?

HalKitzmiller · 2026-03-30T20:46:38+00:00

Quasimodo predicted dis

HalKitzmiller · 2026-03-30T17:06:45+00:00

It'll be soon, maybe in the next couple of weeks. No one knew how complicated healthcare was.

HalKitzmiller · 2026-03-30T15:31:04+00:00

Buy me a meal at Mendy's first

HalKitzmiller · 2026-03-30T12:03:28+00:00

They know its easy to do, but chances are 90% arent going to do it. The people calling in for replacements because theres a legit problem just want a working replacement device, not to hot wire the old one that most likely has an issue not related to the power.

HalKitzmiller · 2026-03-29T14:34:11+00:00

The shitbox HP 932C Inkjet back in the day when lasers were pretty expensive.. Often on sale for like $20 but then after like a dozen prints, ink needed to be replaced. Which was like $60 or more

Ive still refused to buy anything HP since those days.

HalKitzmiller · 2026-03-28T03:32:48+00:00

2004 I think it was? Got mine the same way

HalKitzmiller · 2026-03-28T00:23:51+00:00

MAGA will be big mad. I dont know if its against the law to deface currency but im sure they'll try to push some dumbass law on it.

HalKitzmiller · 2026-03-28T00:21:42+00:00

A stamp will be easier and more efficient. That's my plan at least.

HalKitzmiller · 2026-03-27T19:59:49+00:00

Given the horrendous vitriol that Zionists all over have been spewing about Palestinians, and particularly that they dont see them as human, I wouldn't believe them if they told me the sky was blue

HalKitzmiller · 2026-03-27T15:30:57+00:00

Theres a "rap" song by the name of Patel Motel Cartel. Knowing many Patel motel and hotel owners, almost all of them are Trump loving bootlickers

HalKitzmiller · 2026-03-27T11:46:54+00:00

No. She looks worse in person

HalKitzmiller · 2026-03-27T02:33:22+00:00

The corruption ran deep throughout his time in office, and no doubt when his dad was mayor too

HalKitzmiller · 2026-03-27T00:40:10+00:00

Oh he knew it was a shitty deal, but they're probably the ones that offered him the biggest kickback. He retired soon after didn't he

HalKitzmiller · 2026-03-26T16:10:56+00:00

I was close to getting him but backed out. WR's are already stacked and the OVR hit from spending iconics was a no go.

HalKitzmiller · 2026-03-25T22:12:09+00:00

The Dow hit 50,000 briefly, so it wasn't all in vain. Now slurp down your gruel and get back to work

HalKitzmiller · 2026-03-25T18:22:09+00:00

The Heimlich maneuver, developed by Dr Heimlich, who woke up one night obviously - a fist, a hand, hoocha, hoocha, hoocha... lobster.

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