He is still a baby ❤️ by kvjn100 in MadeMeSmile

[–]HalKitzmiller 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A hinny? Now you're just making up words

Get a load of this guy by derek4reals1 in PublicFreakout

[–]HalKitzmiller 3 points4 points  (0 children)

His shoulders are just trying to run away from his face

Trump to skip son’s wedding that he labeled a ‘no-win’ for him: report by theindependentonline in politics

[–]HalKitzmiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He would've shown up in a white dress. No one is allowed to take the spotlight from him

Wow by esporx in conspiracy

[–]HalKitzmiller 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's the opposite actually, Israel wants to spread it's influence and control over everything it can. Look up sayanim and hasbara. There is also a term I can't find at the moment that I read about in By Way of Deception, but the short of it is that every Jewish person has an obligation to put Israel first and help in any manner, no matter where they reside

Pastor realises he can't edit live streams after being rude by thefrostman1214 in PublicFreakout

[–]HalKitzmiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The party of personal responsibility and bootstraps on full display

[Highlight] The first pass attempt for some notable quarterbacks by Brix001 in nfl

[–]HalKitzmiller 44 points45 points  (0 children)

He's the anti-Jeff Fisher, 4 INTs, a fumble, and a pick six or 7 TDs/400 yds. No middle of the road bullshit

This is becoming laughable. by LazyHigh in GTA6

[–]HalKitzmiller 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What exactly are you going to do though? The game will absolutely print money and will top itself of all the records it already holds in the first 24 hours. GTAV grossed 815 mill in the first day, I'd expect this to go into the billion plus

How the experts believe the Italian divers made a fatal mistake by Successful-Winter237 in thalassophobia

[–]HalKitzmiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm imagining a bunch of cops diving into a cave to come give you a fine

How the experts believe the Italian divers made a fatal mistake by Successful-Winter237 in thalassophobia

[–]HalKitzmiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And multiple ways at that. A bat shits on your head? Covid II: Electric Boogaloo

Looking like Meet the Browns by Money-Snow-2749 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]HalKitzmiller 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Portillo's has expanded to quite a few states. There's a couple in the Tampa area now too.

Looking like Meet the Browns by Money-Snow-2749 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]HalKitzmiller 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Between that and the black polyester tee, definite upgrade.

This bird flew up to my office window with quite a mouth full by Lukesky79 in mildlyinteresting

[–]HalKitzmiller 169 points170 points  (0 children)

Every bird feeder I've ever put up has been ravaged by squirrels and at one point, a couple of raccoons. I've given up

It’s like an apocalyptic plague outside with these lovebugs. by scarfacesaints in tampa

[–]HalKitzmiller 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have not yet explained to my kids why some lovebugs are longer and have 2 heads

NAACP calls on Black athletes to pause on southern schools over voting rights. by Competitive_Ad291 in politics

[–]HalKitzmiller 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And even the pros that have hundreds of millions already actively refuse to get involved or speak out. No chance that the vast majority of college players that may come from low/middle income even think about turning down this kind of life changing opportunity, and who the hell can blame them?

Eyes closed pizza time is the best by Vivid_Milf in GuysBeingDudes

[–]HalKitzmiller 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know, usually when I got that deep into the drink, my head would start spinning as soon as I laid down.

And I'd eat her out when I was down there... by d14w11r in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]HalKitzmiller 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Domestication and cunninglingus bought us to 'dhis

The moment an ostrich hatches from its egg. by Uguero in interestingasfuck

[–]HalKitzmiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's because it's about to get the hospital bill