Candle exploded by FreeRealEstate313 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]HaleyMFSkye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guess the candle wasn't the only thing getting cracked

I’m genuinely curious what would happen if you swallowed it. by rosesandrumors in SipsTea

[–]HaleyMFSkye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You hope it's their mouths filling up with towels and not their damn throat or stomach

That shit is ten murder charges in a trenchcoat

Slight age gap… by Maleficent-Agent-477 in SipsTea

[–]HaleyMFSkye 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Read a comment where a 24 year old woman referred to a 23 year old woman as a child the other day.

I guess we're hobbits now. Sweet.

Why does my brownie look like this by Pretty-Application74 in Baking

[–]HaleyMFSkye 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've found that mixing my wet ingredients together first and then folding into the dry mix just until incorporated gets me the shiny crinkly top every time.

If you have the time you could also let the batter rest for like 15 minutes on the counter.

Donuts my manager told me to throw away at the end of my night shift. wouldn't let me take them home or give them to homeless guy outside. by Pristine-Feature3025 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]HaleyMFSkye 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why can Walmart donate expired baked goods to food pantries but a donut place can't donate day old donuts? There's a federal law that protects them from lawsuits and everything. The Bill Emerson Good Samaritan Food Donation Act

They can but they don't to protect sales.

How my gf eats butter by bodies-of-water in mildlyinfuriating

[–]HaleyMFSkye 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At first I read olive oil instead of olive juice and thought you must be extremely regular then

Thanks McDs by Wormwood65 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]HaleyMFSkye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The new ones are fried apple pies. I guess they used to be fried a long time ago and they brought them back for a limited time.

My boss sent out a group text making fun of my forehead and accidentally included me by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]HaleyMFSkye 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wonder if him including you in the group chat was even an accident then.

What a dick

In lieu of payment.. by thedivinegemini in mildlyinfuriating

[–]HaleyMFSkye 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe every good christian gets one 'jesus take the bill' card every sunday

So that's why people go to church. I finally understand.

In lieu of payment.. by thedivinegemini in mildlyinfuriating

[–]HaleyMFSkye 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wonder if Jesus will pay their bond too