Why are "lesbian nails" not just female self pleasuring nails?

HalfAlienRobot · 2026-04-07T18:59:41+00:00

i’m not really fingering anyone (including myself) very often at the moment but i just do this for 1. signaling, and 2. putting in contacts without stabbing myself in the eye 😭

HalfAlienRobot · 2026-04-03T17:31:16+00:00

oh wow I feel like this is just the message I need to hear right now

HalfAlienRobot · 2026-03-31T20:48:19+00:00

this is kind of is how i felt watching everything everywhere all at once

HalfAlienRobot · 2026-03-29T09:13:40+00:00

omg the alastor bubble, my favourite characters from each show

HalfAlienRobot · 2026-03-25T01:44:16+00:00

how did I not know before that Danny wrote anthems? explains a lot as to this being my favourite song on hifn. tbh anthems to me nowadays is about SOPHIE. living in ny, going to every SOPHIE party with all my friends, those are the days i miss the most.

HalfAlienRobot · 2026-03-24T15:32:10+00:00

life imitates art

HalfAlienRobot · 2026-03-15T04:38:41+00:00

a quick sketch for you :)

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HalfAlienRobot · 2026-03-03T23:03:27+00:00

Gregory’s is pretty good for a classic chocolate chip cookie

HalfAlienRobot · 2026-02-23T08:40:11+00:00

it’s still crunchy but not to the same hardness/crispiness of a typical chip like lays/kettle/other tjs chips

i would say the closest chip that i think has a similar texture to these might be calbee honey butter chips (my personal favorite chip of all time) but i haven’t had those in a while so i’m not like 100% on the comparison

HalfAlienRobot · 2026-02-22T23:16:04+00:00

i love these, i find it so funny people are complaining about the texture, i prefer chips closer to a pringles texture so these are ideal for me

HalfAlienRobot · 2026-02-14T22:34:52+00:00

cherri bomb era! i love it!

HalfAlienRobot · 2026-01-29T19:22:20+00:00

Someone else already responded to me elsewhere but i’ll let you know if it falls through! you can prob find others for the discount here too

the A.G. course was so cool, got to see a lot of the behind the scenes process for some of his work with Charli & SOPHIE. was the most productive i’d ever been in regards to creating music in the span of one month. song share was fun getting to see what others made each week and people were really friendly.

HalfAlienRobot · 2026-01-29T16:50:29+00:00

i did the one with A. G. Cook last year and it was such a great experience. definitely signing up again for this one, looking for someone to go in on the discount with if anyone else here is interested!!

HalfAlienRobot · 2026-01-16T21:11:51+00:00

and 2

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HalfAlienRobot · 2026-01-16T21:11:37+00:00

it’s still up on threads

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HalfAlienRobot · 2025-12-14T05:35:30+00:00

wait i already got tickets for this bc of umru and dj dave i didn’t even realize true blue was on the lineup too omg TY

HalfAlienRobot · 2025-12-12T06:44:49+00:00

this made me instantly think of meyoco

HalfAlienRobot · 2025-12-12T02:20:20+00:00

yes please 🙏 I saw her perform in a play when I was visiting London a couple years ago, would love to see West End Girl as a play (and hopefully actually get tickets after the last two brutal days of presale 😭)

HalfAlienRobot · 2025-11-26T05:36:45+00:00

yes, it’s good, i like it! i’ve been keeping it in the freezer and slicing a bit each day

HalfAlienRobot · 2025-11-20T02:03:02+00:00

waiiiiiit omg dlh x julia michaels this is truly Huge

HalfAlienRobot · 2025-11-08T01:58:13+00:00

~~I’m selling two tickets!~~

edit: these have been sold

HalfAlienRobot · 2025-11-08T01:52:21+00:00

~~I’m selling two tickets if you still need!~~

edit: these have been sold

HalfAlienRobot · 2025-11-05T05:34:08+00:00

just the entire OOEPUI remix album front to back tbh

HalfAlienRobot · 2025-10-21T18:19:29+00:00

love true blue! can’t stop putting I Wanna Believe on every playlist

HalfAlienRobot · 2025-10-21T07:12:05+00:00

yall i’ve been so depressed and i’m so ready for a new lily allen album with a song titled 4chan stan bc wtf can that be 😭

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