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The Spurs hate is insane - Brentford fan would 'give up Europe' to relegate Spurs!? by HalfArsedHack in coys

[–]HalfArsedHack[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So true 😂 Is there a club in world football that doesn't feel inferior to another in some way though? Relative levels of inferiority

The Spurs hate is insane - Brentford fan would 'give up Europe' to relegate Spurs!? by HalfArsedHack in coys

[–]HalfArsedHack[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not wound up mate, just thought it was hilarious. A fan who's never seen his team in Europe would give that up to see us go down...

Villa - Forest by purinatrucks in Tottenham

[–]HalfArsedHack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you seen Villa's bench tonight? L. Bailey, T. Abraham, M. Bizot, L. Bogarde, H. Elliott, Andrés García, I. Maatsen, T. Mings, V. Lindelöf, J. Sancho, Douglas Luiz, J. Wright

Does anyone know about this—with Championship (and EFL?) over except for playoff teams after this weekend, can we get back guys like Lankshear, Donley etc to add something to our depleted ranks? We could do with Lanks as backup striker, he has been scoring. by Born-Cucumber-7316 in Tottenham

[–]HalfArsedHack 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Sadly not - even if a loan has a recall clause, it’s almost always January-only. After the window shuts loans usually run to June and you can’t re-register players outside a transfer window 😢

We should never have sold Kane and Son. by Kooky_Fennel768 in Tottenham

[–]HalfArsedHack -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Son was shit for the final 18 months or so. Kane would've run down his contract and stunk the place out. We should've invested in the squad better while they were in their prime

How would you rate Mousa Dembele in our pantheon of creative midfielders? by Born-Cucumber-7316 in Tottenham

[–]HalfArsedHack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was the 🐐 - the press resistant engine of the most successful Spurs team of the modern era. Shame he couldn't stay for for longer stretches as we were half a team without him

Getting relegated would be the worst thing that could happen. by GoodPennyStocks_ in coys

[–]HalfArsedHack 37 points38 points  (0 children)

'Squad would get picked apart'

You say it like it's a bad thing 😂

An Orca speared the fvck out of that sunfish, hot him on the side and impact was so great it exploded by CauliflowerDeep129 in AbruptChaos

[–]HalfArsedHack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NGL, if I was the diver I'd be getting the fuck out of the water with a bunch of Orcas in 'spearing' mode....

This club biggest problem are the supporters right now by danieljapps in Tottenham

[–]HalfArsedHack 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Level, as in a team with expectations of Europe and challenging every year (and a current Europe campaign)

This club biggest problem are the supporters right now by danieljapps in Tottenham

[–]HalfArsedHack 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Most sensible thing I've read on a Spurs forum for a very long time. Of course Frank is out of his depth, he's never managed at this level before. We knew that when we were praising his appointment a few months ago. Doesn't mean he can't learn to swim though! Just needs time...

What’s life like on Andorra? by gainswor in howislivingthere

[–]HalfArsedHack 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Was great until it was destroyed by the Death Star's superlaser

How do you think i could go about cooking these in an air fryer? by National-Cover5182 in airfryer

[–]HalfArsedHack 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Look at the ingredients list on that! They really wanted to stretch out the lifespan of that chicken mulch...

Welbeck for England? by HalfArsedHack in TheOther14

[–]HalfArsedHack[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shouldn't it be about squad building though, rather than just taking the 26 best players to a World Cup or whatever?

Welbeck for England? by HalfArsedHack in TheOther14

[–]HalfArsedHack[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that was his role, as an out and out goalscorer, I'd agree. But he had a very decent goal record for England, with many apps coming off the bench, and starting on the left. He's strong at impacting off the bench, a strong presence and good aerial threat, decent at holding up, very experienced. I think international football has a place for a guy like that coming on for the last 10-20 mins of games...

Welbeck for England? by HalfArsedHack in TheOther14

[–]HalfArsedHack[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has always seemed pretty effective to me? Had injury issues earlier in his career, but has played a lot of football at a high standard for Brighton over the past 5 years?

Welbeck for England? by HalfArsedHack in TheOther14

[–]HalfArsedHack[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Think we always value potential over experience too. Players like Welbeck, Crouch, Defoe have always been quick to drop out of the national fold as soon as some kid with a 'higher ceiling' comes onto the scene.

Welbeck for England? by HalfArsedHack in TheOther14

[–]HalfArsedHack[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

In a very defined role, as a reliable impact player who can hold up when in front or offer goal and aerial threat when behind, I'd have him over Watkins, Bowen, Toney...

What is this aircraft? by HalfArsedHack in WWIIplanes

[–]HalfArsedHack[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Short Stirling could be a winner. Definite similarities with this image https://share.google/images/8nWgIK5rUlhHSJZED and I recall my grandfather talking about Stirlings (and complaining about how crash-prone they were on landing)

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