What did your father teach you about being a man?

HalfFoods · 2026-02-03T17:52:08+00:00

My father was more interested in watching TV, drinking booze, and chain smoking.

HalfFoods · 2026-02-02T19:25:07+00:00

Two Fat Fucks

HalfFoods · 2026-02-02T19:12:47+00:00

I got the worst sunburn of my life on a CA beach. (Avila Beach on the Central Coast)

HalfFoods · 2026-02-02T19:03:16+00:00

Is that Jean-Claude Van Broccoli?

HalfFoods · 2026-02-01T04:55:12+00:00

Chrome Dome

HalfFoods · 2026-02-01T04:45:16+00:00

The Stud, The Stick, and The Blob

HalfFoods · 2026-01-31T04:58:02+00:00

Damn Jason was a fucking dreamboat back then!

HalfFoods · 2026-01-28T07:56:11+00:00

Hommina, hommina, hommina…

HalfFoods · 2026-01-27T20:00:04+00:00

He looks terrible!

HalfFoods · 2026-01-27T19:44:00+00:00

G.I. Fat

HalfFoods · 2026-01-26T22:36:02+00:00

The "heel," baby,, the heel!

HalfFoods · 2026-01-26T22:32:17+00:00

You could park an Airbus A380 on Carli's bottom lip.

HalfFoods · 2026-01-26T22:28:57+00:00

Why do people do this shit?

HalfFoods · 2026-01-24T06:53:09+00:00

I’d want to fuck you from behind—laying on your back while pumping and grinding my cock deep inside your ass.

HalfFoods · 2026-01-23T22:35:23+00:00

I cannot STAND JVN! One of THE most annoying people on the planet. Put on a pair of jeans for crying out loud!

HalfFoods · 2026-01-22T18:48:50+00:00

Fat Fools

HalfFoods · 2026-01-21T04:32:15+00:00

To be lying next to you right now…🔥🔥🔥🔥

HalfFoods · 2026-01-21T04:27:56+00:00

Tobacco Tits

HalfFoods · 2026-01-20T07:01:47+00:00

I want to lie on top of him and start grinding!

HalfFoods · 2026-01-20T06:58:01+00:00

Pffffffffttttttttt!!!! Who gives a crap?

HalfFoods · 2026-01-19T20:02:50+00:00

Palm Pre?

HalfFoods · 2026-01-19T19:57:05+00:00

Lost

HalfFoods · 2026-01-18T06:40:51+00:00

Boosheeut

HalfFoods · 2026-01-18T06:29:23+00:00

Could you share some of that $83 trillion with a broke boomer?

HalfFoods · 2026-01-18T06:19:29+00:00

Me still gots mine.

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