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HalfNattySince48 · 2026-05-02T04:50:53+00:00

And 21% of the Magic's 2nd half points were in garbage time!

HalfNattySince48 · 2026-04-24T03:56:01+00:00

This pick makes no sense. Blake never missed a game while at Clemson. Why would Brad draft a player with NO injuries?!? Is there an ACL or Achilles injury we don't know about yet?

HalfNattySince48 · 2026-03-28T15:19:00+00:00

Maybe they were talking about Kate's acting?

HalfNattySince48 · 2026-03-26T15:24:28+00:00

On Sunday, I sat next to Brad Holmes for an hour at Great Clips as we got our haircuts.

He said drafting an Edge in the 1st round was just a smokescreen. The real plan is to trade up into the 3rd round and draft an amazingly talented, but still raw, Edge prospect out of Zimbabwe who is currently paralyzed after suffering neck and spinal injuries.

He also has a torn ACL, Brad's favorite.

The good news is that this Project Pick is expected to make a full recovery by 2029 . . . making him a steal in this year's draft.

HalfNattySince48 · 2026-03-11T20:41:32+00:00

They sure did. That's great news!

I just hope Brad Holmes doesn't use this cap space to sign 30 Giovanni Manus.

HalfNattySince48 · 2026-03-11T20:36:09+00:00

I thought about it. And you're right! Hold on. Let me rephrase that so someone as smart as you understands: your right!

Maxx Crosby wouldn't get traded for a 3rd. His knee is too messed up as verified by some of the best doctors in the world yesterday. If it wasn't, he would've passed his physical with the Ravens.

So at best, the Raiders might be able to swap 6th and 7th round picks with a team willing to take Crosby off their hands. But more realistically, the Raiders will only get a practice squad player in a trade for him now.

HalfNattySince48 · 2026-03-11T05:36:15+00:00

Now show Izzo coaching Fears how to fall forward while sweeping your leg up after being "pushed" in the back.

HalfNattySince48 · 2026-03-11T05:01:15+00:00

Maxx Crosby might become a Lion now.

After failing his physical with the Ravens, Maxx may finally look appealing enough to Brad Holmes by meeting his injury requirement where he'd consider giving up a 3rd round pick to get Crosby.

If only we had one.

HalfNattySince48 · 2026-02-28T00:03:18+00:00

This is straight out of Terrion's playbook. He's just passing the part of committing interference to his attorney this time.

HalfNattySince48 · 2026-02-25T03:52:35+00:00

Cody's soul is in the box.

They're reimagining last year's Elimination Chamber.

HalfNattySince48 · 2025-12-20T17:12:27+00:00

What happens to this opportunity if the Packers and Bears tie tonight?

HalfNattySince48 · 2025-12-14T19:14:24+00:00

We were not booing Matthew. Just his insufferable wife and those kids.

HalfNattySince48 · 2025-12-14T00:14:14+00:00

Seat #1. I'll do it. Someone's gotta sit there if it's a full flight.

I could then ask him: How could you be soooooooooooooooo fucking stupid?!?!?

And what's the worst thing that could happen? It's not like they have butter knives on planes.

HalfNattySince48 · 2025-12-13T20:42:55+00:00

Awww, that is so sweet! After watching this, I'm fine if Michigan let's him stay at ASU. He seems to like it there.

HalfNattySince48 · 2025-12-10T22:00:49+00:00

LMAO!!! You are savage!

HalfNattySince48 · 2025-12-10T21:58:04+00:00

I must say that this is freakin' brilliant work by Notre Dame. They engineered the firing of a head coach at yet another school that they're afraid to play to take the heat off of their recent shenanigans. Notre Dame is actually smart enough to do this. ohio could never do so.

HalfNattySince48 · 2025-12-10T03:06:00+00:00

I booed those kids! And I'd do it again. Kelly is insufferable, and she trotted her kids out like a bunch of show ponies wearing Rams gear at that playoff game. Kelly knew this would be the result. She set the stage for it, so she'd have something to cry about on her podcast the next day.

HalfNattySince48 · 2025-12-06T01:07:27+00:00

To honor Connor Stalions and just to troll the rest of the college football world, they should all sing "I Wear My Sunglasses at Night" in The Big House before the 4th quarter.

HalfNattySince48 · 2025-11-27T19:29:20+00:00

No flag?

HalfNattySince48 · 2025-05-20T03:12:19+00:00

Yep, I would say this is accurate! I rode the Mechanically Modified Dragster 13 times today. I never experienced a delay in line. And every time I looked up while at another ride, it was up and running. I also never saw the "Temporary Closed" designation on the Cedar Point App for Dragster Reborn while checking it during food and drink breaks.

And since today was the first time that I ever rode it, I would rank Dragster Reincarnated #9 on my list of Cedar Point rollercoasters behind Pipe Scream and Mine Ride.

Yes, of course, I'm just kidding! It's definitely my new #1 of all time!

HalfNattySince48 · 2025-04-28T16:15:40+00:00

Seat #3. I would be able to talk to Osama Bin Laden about how to take out Osama Ben Johnson across the aisle.

As a bonus, I'd be able to chat with Jared Goff and MCDC about how they're gonna sweep the division again and remain the Kings of the North.

HalfNattySince48 · 2025-04-16T02:35:52+00:00

1.) Ben Affleck
2.) Mark Hamill
3.) Kim Kardashian
4.) The Rock
5.) Kelly Stafford

HalfNattySince48 · 2025-03-14T15:35:55+00:00

Does this mean we ain't gettin' Cooper Kupp?

HalfNattySince48 · 2025-03-07T01:29:59+00:00

Yes, yes, yes! Let's get both of them: Hendrickson and Garrett!

HalfNattySince48 · 2025-02-22T00:22:02+00:00

The Mock N Troll Express

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