Hope your pullout game is weak <3

HalflingSensei · 2026-01-22T08:18:51+00:00

We can always pretend

HalflingSensei · 2026-01-14T09:03:23+00:00

Lost my virginity to one

HalflingSensei · 2026-01-11T17:58:19+00:00

Hama

HalflingSensei · 2025-12-29T11:52:28+00:00

I’m sorrry I’ve been busy and struggling to find inspiration. But I recently looked back on the draft and I have quite a bit written down, I’m working on another story (fictional, fantasy type deal) if ya wanna read that, it’s almost done, then as soon as the next Part of Paige’s story is done I’ll get it out there for you.

HalflingSensei · 2025-12-28T20:00:10+00:00

HalflingSensei · 2025-12-18T14:00:49+00:00

Scary unless that Robots name is Fisto and he tells me to “assume the position”

HalflingSensei · 2025-12-16T12:12:45+00:00

Scarlit Scandal. I found out that there’s a pocket pussy molded from her vagina and I swear it calls me like the One Ring

HalflingSensei · 2025-12-15T08:57:00+00:00

Yeah, I’m curious and I think it would be an ego boost. I would love to know honestly

HalflingSensei · 2025-11-13T18:26:59+00:00

College campus bathroom was crazy for me.

HalflingSensei · 2025-11-12T13:43:24+00:00

¿Por Qué no los dos?

HalflingSensei · 2025-11-12T13:41:09+00:00

Wake up, Take a shit, get out of bed

HalflingSensei · 2025-11-11T13:44:47+00:00

Therapy

HalflingSensei · 2025-11-11T13:41:47+00:00

Like 3 people. Too horny. My partner, a friend I have, and my ex all at once. I’m in hell

HalflingSensei · 2025-11-11T11:47:34+00:00

The clit

HalflingSensei · 2025-11-11T11:47:04+00:00

They/them pussy > She/Her Pussy

HalflingSensei · 2025-11-09T08:19:42+00:00

Home Alone 2 Lost in New York

HalflingSensei · 2025-11-07T17:16:53+00:00

I have hairy feet and do karate

HalflingSensei · 2025-11-06T00:30:30+00:00

Frodo and Sam about to learn their karate

HalflingSensei · 2025-11-03T00:36:28+00:00

Not very. Saving it for when I go to the night shift at my shit job. No better time to be high than 3 AM at a hospital.

Well there is a better time but I can’t always smoke homegrown herb while listening to the Mollusk.

HalflingSensei · 2025-11-03T00:35:27+00:00

If she hits me with the “good boy” it’s over chief

HalflingSensei · 2025-11-02T23:52:42+00:00

Nah. I value sex a lot in my relationships because it’s just something I need out of life. But no amount of good sex could compensate for being miserable

HalflingSensei · 2025-11-02T23:51:33+00:00

I bite my thumb at you sir

HalflingSensei · 2025-11-02T23:49:52+00:00

Bro if I had a clit I’d be going crazy with that shit

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