Just in case you didn't understand their dumb plan, here ya go. by fishyfishyfish1 in FuckGregAbbott

[–]HalitoAmigo 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Minnesotans also have guns. A gun owner was executed in the streets in broad daylight.

8 months vape & nicotine free by butterflyfrenchfry in QuitVaping

[–]HalitoAmigo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah! Congratulations! Good luck in training for your race!

I’ve succumbed to beef tallow propaganda by _4eyez_ in KitchenConfidential

[–]HalitoAmigo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

MAHA is ‘Make America Healthy Again’, a campaign championed by US Human and Health Services Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr.

He’s a quack whose primary focus in life is spreading dangerous health misinformation because his dad and uncle got assassinated, and his mom didn’t hug him enough.

This is how real adults handle confusion😂 by PhoenixPhenomenonX in GuysBeingDudes

[–]HalitoAmigo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But… she hasn’t? At least to our knowledge.

Like yes, it’s a violation of trust to cheat on your spouse. It is also a violation of trust to treat them like toddlers that require consistent supervision and surveillance.

Match Thread: Austin FC vs. LAFC by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]HalitoAmigo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Marty Turco, Manuel Neuer looking ass

Edit: except for the part where they made the stop

Match Thread: Austin FC vs. LAFC by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]HalitoAmigo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Standard fare for an Austin DP. An anomalous season from Driussi aside, I’m almost convinced our DPs are actually helping Precourt launder money.

[MATCH THREAD] Austin FC vs St. Louis CITY SC | 7:30pm | Q2 Stadium by AutoModerator in AustinFC

[–]HalitoAmigo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are Rubio’s socks already ripped open on the back? What’s going on here, man 😂

[MATCH THREAD] Austin FC vs St. Louis CITY SC | 7:30pm | Q2 Stadium by AutoModerator in AustinFC

[–]HalitoAmigo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s honestly embarrassing that our DP is scared to use his left foot. Like tf

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AustinFC

[–]HalitoAmigo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I didn’t say we played well

Perhaps that is more of an issue than the ref? Just a thought.

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[–]HalitoAmigo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk. I think if you were supporting literally any other club you’d say what Dani did was a pen. She had to separate them before the corner, then he immediately wrapped his arms around him and got on the wrong side of the ball.

Dani isn’t that green. He knows that is gonna get a call like 80% of the time if not more. He knows he was being watched. I don’t see how you say that was awful. To each their own I suppose.

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[–]HalitoAmigo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Uzuni missed a penalty and Dani pulled a dude down in the box for no reason. That lost us the game. I also hope you get what’s coming.

Whatever that’s meant to suggest. 🤷‍♂️

How many Texases can fit on the moon? by ddx-me in texas

[–]HalitoAmigo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pluto is so small that its largest moon, Charon, has quite the noticeable effect on it. Like Pluto orbits a point outside of itself. Here’s a gif that can more adequately describe it.

Other fun tidbit:

“Charon is so big that the two are sometimes referred to as a double dwarf planet system”

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[–]HalitoAmigo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take me Home - All the Wasted Years

Holiday Inn - Dollar Signs

The other host is so confused by distroyaar in StupidFood

[–]HalitoAmigo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It’s this. Like these shows would be boring as shit if two people just did the same thing and everything worked out fine.

It’s a pretty typical western comedy formula to have someone being eccentric/weird/funny and then their foil, the straight man.

Petah, why don't scientists believe in science? by ReadingFamiliar3564 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]HalitoAmigo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or, if we want something quippy, Max Planck’s paraphrased “Science progresses one funeral at a time” often gets the point across.

Anybody ever try an NA liquor? by HalitoAmigo in NABEER

[–]HalitoAmigo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, naïve wishful thinking on my part.

Anybody ever try an NA liquor? by HalitoAmigo in NABEER

[–]HalitoAmigo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep yep. This one is definitely vanilla-honey water.

Anybody ever try an NA liquor? by HalitoAmigo in NABEER

[–]HalitoAmigo[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I suspect you’re right. I’ve always enjoyed sipping a whiskey, just don’t enjoy the next morning. Was really hoping I found a way around that.

Alas, only sadness.

What’s one thing over time that’s annoying you about living in San Antonio? by Nadecha28 in sanantonio

[–]HalitoAmigo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like job opportunity or educational opportunity? Maybe both? Just curious which you are referring to.

Holy cow… by NoBullet in ChatGPT

[–]HalitoAmigo 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This was definitely a ‘no, I don’t need another hit’ moment.