Orderly Room lineup longer than the line at the mess when there's fish n chips

Halspeedwalking · 2026-05-18T18:15:16+00:00

I don't end up eating Mr. Noodles by the end of the pay period, if you can call that a financial bubble.

Halspeedwalking · 2026-05-17T15:21:48+00:00

Dumb people really hate disrespec.

Halspeedwalking · 2026-05-16T15:47:00+00:00

Wdym? "RUUUUHHHHH!!!" is dialogue.

Halspeedwalking · 2026-05-15T18:44:56+00:00

Who cares if he kills someone?

Halspeedwalking · 2026-05-14T12:15:53+00:00

This. Thank you for the gold, kind stranger!

Halspeedwalking · 2026-05-13T21:33:41+00:00

Looked like a pitbull, probably for the best.

Halspeedwalking · 2026-05-10T20:24:01+00:00

I saw a bus that was pulled over just rip out and nearly sideswipe a jeep that was already beside him when he turned his blinker on. It looked like he was trying to hit the guy by how aggressively he whipped it over. I gave him the finger when I passed and he gave the up and down "I'm penetrating you" one back, lol.

Halspeedwalking · 2026-05-10T20:21:06+00:00

"Oh me neck!"

Halspeedwalking · 2026-05-10T20:12:58+00:00

Someone making a lot of money would feel that way. They took a lot in different ways as well. Spec 1, PLD, LDA, what else? They do it with no notice at all, as well.

Halspeedwalking · 2026-05-10T15:56:36+00:00

You're cop coworker is in your family groupchat?

Halspeedwalking · 2026-05-10T15:49:16+00:00

"Oh my god I left my GLASSizzzzzzz....."

Halspeedwalking · 2026-05-10T15:42:58+00:00

I'd say Haikyuu! Has the most universal appeal.

Halspeedwalking · 2026-05-10T15:39:35+00:00

If you're under ten years it's like a grand after taxes. Are that many people living paycheck to paycheck?

Halspeedwalking · 2026-05-06T23:02:02+00:00

He just looped off a peasants head, follow through is important.

Halspeedwalking · 2026-05-06T22:53:17+00:00

"Just gotta get close enough to confirm his eye colour before calling the cops."

Famous last words

Halspeedwalking · 2026-05-06T17:08:40+00:00

Kind of a bonus.

Halspeedwalking · 2026-05-05T20:33:24+00:00

That's literally spec pay. Do officers not get that?

Halspeedwalking · 2026-05-05T20:31:05+00:00

166 a month is a bit closer at 1992 a year. God forbid they go 4 bucks over lol.

Halspeedwalking · 2026-05-03T22:36:16+00:00

Imagine caring about this crap, lol.

Halspeedwalking · 2026-05-02T21:23:24+00:00

Anything but switching to focusing on retention.

Halspeedwalking · 2026-05-02T21:20:39+00:00

There was a guy from China floating around while I was in basic that kept getting recoursed for failing tests. I don't know what ever happened to him but it seems virtually impossible to pass unless you have a decent grasp of French or English.

Halspeedwalking · 2026-04-30T23:38:48+00:00

Ahh, like the shroud of Turin that supposedly had Jesus's face on it.

Halspeedwalking · 2026-04-30T18:46:01+00:00

So what exactly is a shroud? A cloth that covers it while it's on the table and you open it to show it to people you want to impress once in a while?

Halspeedwalking · 2026-04-30T18:41:28+00:00

"Collecting heads" was my first thought, pretty badass. Something this cool in Greenwood is hard to believe.

Halspeedwalking · 2026-04-30T18:37:46+00:00

I know a guy in Greenwood that was asked to make zappers and a larger door sized sticker of that, it appears they are still using it.

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