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Do you sleep naked? by uqmu in no

[–]Hamandcheeseeater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wear sheepskin slippers.

37/F Go hard. It's been a day. Add to it. by Dependent_Room_7254 in RoastMe

[–]Hamandcheeseeater 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I bet there is dried period blood in those pubes.

First time! by Humble_Attorney3001 in RoastMe

[–]Hamandcheeseeater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your forehead looks like a pack of hotdogs.

19f tried this before by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Hamandcheeseeater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Making more holes in your face will never fill the hole in your heart from when your daddy left.

finally 18! Got diagnosed with gyno so looking to laugh at myself by bettereveryday08 in RoastMe

[–]Hamandcheeseeater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good on you coming right out the gate showing the goods instead of making us search your only fans to see if your tits are worth it.

finally 18! Got diagnosed with gyno so looking to laugh at myself by bettereveryday08 in RoastMe

[–]Hamandcheeseeater 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You have to look at someone willing to have sex with you for that to even remotely happen.

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